Well, it was inevitable. Passing the salt by hand just isn’t efficient enough in a world of bullet trains, pizza delivery and broadband. Luckily, the condiments have come to life to serve us! Salt & Pepper 'Bots will waddle wherever you tell them to. Wind them up and - like mini Terminators - they'll march across the table to wage war on bland food.
Plastic. Measure 2.75 inches tall.
You’re probably wondering why a gift shop would be selling a bacon flavored mayo… the answer is simple. The greatest gift you could ever give someone is joy and that’s exactly what we think of Baconnaise Lite – PURE LOW CAL JOY!!! It’s the greatest gift of all!
Just as delicious as Baconnaise, we also offer Baconnaise Lite. Baconnaise Lite brings all the flavor of regular Baconnaise in a less filling spread! It’s still the Ultimate Bacon Flavored Spread, just a little lighter. It’s like straight bacon in a bottle! The BLT has never been easier to make at work, slap some Baconnaise Lite on your sandwich with some lettuce and tomato and you’re done. Your co-workers are already jealous!
Baconnaise Lite is like a firecracker in your mouth, exploding with taste. It makes everything taste like bacon, which in our book means “tastes better.” Seriously, after you try this, you’ll wonder where it’s been all your life. With 1/2 the fat and 1/3 fewer calories than regular mayonnaise, Baconnaise Lite will still give you tons of bacon flavor without the guilt. Great on sandwiches, salads, burgers, fries, dips and more!
Don’t worry vegetarians, Baconnaise Lite is 100% Vegetarian and certified Kosher. 15 fl oz.
Save the piggies – use Baconnaise instead!
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Time for a break with our On The Fritz Clock! It looks like a perfectly buttoned-down office clock... except for just one little problem: the second hand has a mind of its own!
Watching the clock has never been so much fun!
Measures 8 inches in diameter. Plastic & metal.
BEAT THE CLOCK WITH UNIQUE GIFTS AT PERPETUALKID.COM!
Captain Corndog and Baron Von Broccoli were not always the arch enemies you know them to be today. Bob Von Broccoli was born a wee sprout to Renny and Victoria Von Broccoli. He was small for his age but after one particularly bad run-in with Harry Hot Potato, the school bully, Bob decided to learn to fight. And fight he did.
Captain Corndog was born Cal Corndog to a young single mother. Unfortunately Cal’s mother couldn’t make ends meet and decided her son would fare better in an orphanage. Cal grew up on the streets, a once bright and youthful tasty treat Cal became hardened early in life. Fighting became a necessity and Cal learned quickly.
Captain Corndog and Baron Von Broccoli met in the military where, despite their differences, they became fast friends. The two were inseparable, until one day Rita Ranch Dressing caught their eye. Rita took an instant liking to Baron Von Broccoli and Captain Corndog never got over the heartbreak. Thus the food… ahem… feud began.
Now it’s time for their ultimate showdown! It’s food fight night and you’re the host! With bendable legs and arms there is no telling what secret moves they might pull on each other. Help settle the longest running feud in history from the comfort of your own home, pick up Captain Corndog vs. Baron Von Broccoli today!
Don’t call it a comeback! 3D is coming around again and it seems like everyone is jumping on the trend. This year television shows and movies are experimenting with 3D more than ever and it’s too much fun!
There is nothing better than going to a scary movie and having an axe hurled at your head. Aside from the minor heart attack and the fact that the entire audience is screaming bloody murder… it’s a blast! And now even cartoons are doing it. The new flick Monsters vs. Aliens is supposed to be even better in 3D and from the reviews we’ve received… it’s a fun ride!
3D doesn’t have to be regulated to moving pictures… now you can use the same technology for your doodles and drawings. Jot down a note or sketch a quick picture and then put on those funky glasses to see it in a whole new way. Create your own 3D flip books or secret notes to your friends! The options are endless when your images and words jump right off the page.
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Did you ever make yourself a duct tape wallet or a card board wallet? When some of us were in high school it was a big trend sweeping the classrooms. If it was slightly durable, we made a wallet out of it. Some of us (the ones that actually had money in high school) made ourselves wallets out of cold hard cash… and then we’d dismantle them when we realized we were a few dollars short.
Unfortunately our homemade wallets didn’t last as long as the store-bought ones but they looked cool and we had fun with them. Now, with the new Mighty Wallets, we get the look and feel of the homemade wallet without the shoddy craftsmanship.
The Dot Matrix – Mighty Wallet is a throwback to our former geek days! Made from Tyvek, which is 100% recyclable, the Dot Matrix – Mighty Wallet is durable and can hold your credit cards, cash and almost anything else you throw in your wallet.
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