Desktop Basketball

A basket ball hoop that cheers every time you score! Set it up on your desk to kill time after lunch. Its a great way to relieve frustrations!

With rubber suction cups on the base, it secures to almost any surface and can withstand the force of your throws.

Soft foam ball included. Some assembly required. Requires 2 AA batteries (not included)

Approx 15” tall x 9” wide.

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Golf Voodoo Kit

Here's hoping that show-off golf partner gets the yips! This kit will prove irresistible to duffers so frustrated that they'll stoop to sticking pins in a soft-cotton doll printed with bad-luck (and good-luck) spells. It makes a perfect gift for the dad who has everything -- except a good score -- as well as anyone who needs all the help he or she can get on the green.

The hilarious book of golf humor, by popular golf writer Michael Corcoran, is packaged with a soft-cloth golf voodoo doll and tee-shaped stickpins.

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Funslides Carpet Skates

Like socks on a hardwood floor, FunSlides give you that same "fun-powered" glide on CARPET! These Carpet Skates have a friction resistant plastic base and foam foot grip with an adjustable hook and loop closure. Just stap them onto shoes and you are ready to do a lap around the office!

Available in Blue or Red

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Pro Thumb Wrestling

Pro Thumb Wrestling is a full-size, officially sanctioned professional thumb wrestling ring. All contenders must insert their thumbs through the opposite corner holes and come out wrestling.

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Fiki Football

In the past, playing a game of table-top football meant folding a sheet of paper into a triangle and using your fingers to make a goalpost. Well, no more!

FIKI Football, as in, Flick It & Kick It Football is here! Players now enjoy genuine leather, a pro-style pebble surface, laces and a goalpost for that professional feel - a FIKI Football feel!

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Ultimate Contender - Inflatable Boxing Gloves And Ring

A boxing game for two players! Be quick on your feet, dodge and weave, duck and dive, or your little sister will kick your butt!

The Ultimate Contender has been a huge hit at fraternity houses, office parties, church bake sales, and family reunions!

Includes 4 inflatable ring poles, 2 adjustable ring ropes and 2 sets of inflatable boxing gloves. You can fill the bases with sand or water to add stability to the poles.

The winner is the last one standing!

When assembled: Approx 118" x 118" x 53"

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Duel Combat - Pummel Sticks

Pummel sticks. Hmmm. Simply put - use them to smack the crap out of each other!

Inflate and assemble the pummel sticks. Tie the Velcro straps around your ankles to reduce your stability and shout the words "GLADIATORS - READY!". The winner is the last one standing.

2 Pummel Sticks and 2 podiums included.

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Pink Fluffy Boxing Gloves

Ladies - Let him know who's boss with these Hot Pink furry boxing gloves.

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Smack Him Ex-Boyfriend Punching Bag - Pink Chic

Inflatable punch bag guaranteed to make her feel better! Insert Picture Here And Punch Those Frustrations Away!

Note: he's your ex, your boss, the bus driver who drove off just as you got to the stop, the driver who splashed the dirty puddle all over you, the arrogant at work, and your bank manager!

so go for it!

Release the tension, let it rip! Insert the relevant photo into the pocket of his face and kick, slap and whack away!

Warning: use of nails and / or high heels may result in a puncture. The base will need to be filled with water to hold down the weight.

60 inches tall.

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Slapshot Air Hockey Game

Hit the ice with SlapShot Air Hockey! SlapShot captures all the action of real arcade-style air-hockey right on your desktop! Listenn as real air flows through its playing surface, gliding puck on a cushion of speed! 2-Player push button flippers and built-in arcade sound effects help keep the action fast and fun. Constructed form fluorescent materials, SlapShot can be played in a darkened black light environment for added excitement.

  • Dual Score Keepers
  • Push Button Flippers
  • Air-flow Playing Surface
  • Arcade Sound Effects

Requires 2 “C” batteries (not included)

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!