Instant Irish Accent - Just Spritz!

Instantirish

Radically changes the way you speak! Works instantly! Just one quick spritz activates invisible language receptors in the mouth. Fresh on the tongue like mist off the Cliffs of Moher!

Impress your boss, fool your friends!    *Sheep sold separately.

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Sweet Talk Ball

Want to whisper sweet nothings to your sweetheart but cant find the words? Let the Sweet Talk Ball do the talking for you. Just shake this 3-3/4" red plastic ball and look in the heart-shaped viewing window on the back for one of twenty special love messages such as “4 Ever Mine” and “Youre a 10.”

Keep it handy for those intimate moments when you need to say the perfect thing or give it to your lover to express your love when youre not around.

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Classic Valentines

Nothing captures the innocent and slightly puzzling sentiments of 1950s romance like Classic Valentines. These cool cards will transport your valentine back in time to an era of darling graphics and poignant puns. Ten different 5" (12.7 cm) to 6" (15.2 cm) Valentines with blank backs and envelopes.

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Icky Yicky Eye Balls

What could be better than a squishy, stretchy bag full of slimy squishy eye balls?

Aside from the obvious, we don't know either!

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Fortune Water Balls

Tell your fortune with this unique water-filled ball. Squeeze and ask the Fortune Water Ball a question. The answer will pop up to the surface. Assorted colors.

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Mondo Smiley Face Inside-Out Ball

During the day, it's a mild mannered Yellow Smiley Face. But turn it inside out and it becomes a spikey stretchy maniac!

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Smiley Face Flyer

Stretchy Yellow Smiley Face Flying Disk. Perfect for flinging around the office!

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Original Silly Putty

Roll it, bounce it, break it, stretch it, flatten it, copy images from the newspaper with it!

YES, it's Silly Putty! The Original! Doesn't it bring back memories? Perfect distraction for the office. Your co-workers will love you!

Buy a few and share the fun!

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Tomato Blobz

Flattens on impact Then oozes back to its original shape. Great for throwing at co-workers... doesn't leave bruises!

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

The Big Flipper

The "Big Flipper" is perfect for those drivers who want to make sure the other driver knows how you feel about them after they cut you off in rush hour traffic! The Big Flipper is a large closed hand that flips up a very large middle finger activated by a wireless remote control from up to 50' away!

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!