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MISTY MATE 8 AIR COOLER

Our Misty Mate 8 Personal Air Cooler is the next generation hand-held personal cooler and soon to be your new best friend on hot scorching days!  Easy to use and the best part is there are NO motorized parts and NO batteries are required.  Instead, it easily pressurizes by hand with a few pumps to deliver a continuous stream of ultra-fine mist on command.

When cool mist is propelled into warmer air – much like the spray from ocean waves – it evaporates and lowers the body and surrounding air temperature.  The use of Misty Mate misting systems for evaporative cooling can lower the ambient temperature as much as 30ºF (15ºC) in high heat conditions. This is accomplished by pressurizing water and then forcing it out through our specialized nozzles – creating very tiny droplets. These droplets are so small that they instantly flash-evaporate on the skin under dry conditions.

With a fluid capacity of 8 oz, our Misty Mate 8 Personal Air Cooler delivers ultimate micro-misting performance to keep you cool anytime in the sun or sand!  Don't hit the golf course without one!

Measures 8 inches tall x 3 inches in diameter. Plastic.  Four year factory warranty.

WALL FLOWER HANGING BUD VASE - GLASS AND ACRYLIC WALL FLOWER VASE

Let's face it, you're amazing.  You're one of those winners who receives flowers for every occasion.  Flowers for your birthday, your anniversary, for having a baby, for breaking an arm, for breaking a nail, because today ends in "Y", because you said hi to someone…  Your friends might hate you out of jealousy but you have bigger issues to deal with.  You're out of surface space for all those flower vases! 

You need our Wall Flower Hanging Bud Vase.  No more will you have to worry about space on your counters, tables, armoires… just mount our acrylic and glass Wall Flower Hanging Bud Vase on your wall, add water and a flower or two, then just stand back and admire how awesomely creative you are. 

Display one vase for a perfect wall accent or display multiple vases for a beautiful artistic wall garden. 

Our Wall Flower Hanging Bud Vase measures 5.25 inches long x 2.5 inches wide and adhere to most windows, sliding doors, mirrors, refrigerators, and most smooth surfaces with the attached suction cup.

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HAM HAWK FLYING PIG - WINGED PIG METAL ART SCULPTURE

Our Ham Hawk Flying Pig brings new meaning to the saying “when pigs fly.”  This little porker is cute as a button and makes for the perfect garden, home or office decoration!  With Ham Hawk Flying Pig you’ll be as happy as a pig in poop!

Handmade using recycled components by uber artist Fred Conlon.  Fred's amazingly fun, funky, and always very unique art, has appeared in art galleries, festivals and shows across the country.

Our Ham Hawk Flying Pig measures 7 inches long x 5 inches wide x 3.25 inches tall.   Can easily be hung by hanging a string from the bolt on the pig’s back.

Metal will acquire a rust patina finish with outdoor use.

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LOG & SQUIRREL SELF WATERING PLANTER - CUTE PLANTER WITH WATER RESERVOIR

They say that houseplants are easy to take care of… well "they" must not have a crazy schedule like we do.  Watering the plants can sometimes be the last thing on our minds.  Our Log & Squirrel Self Watering Planter creates a reservoir of water for your plants and lets you know when it's time for a fill up!

Pour water into the log and wait for the little squirrel to pop up and say hello.  As long as you can see the squirrel you'll know that your plant is a happy little plant but if the squirrel ducks back down into the log, it's time to water the plant!  It's a perfectly pleasant planter for the home or the office.

Measures 6 inches tall x 5 inches in diameter.  Available in brown or white.

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BUG SUCKING MOSQUITO VACUUM - BATTERY FREE BUG VIEWER

Bugs are some fascinating critters but we wouldn’t recommend trying to get up close and personal with a wasp… or a bee… or gasp, a hornet.  You try getting a good look at the underbelly of a bee without getting stung.  We might be burgeoning scientists but we’re not crazy!

Thank goodness someone came up with the ultimate bug-sucking vacuum.  Now you can safely study bugs, insects and just about anything else you can suck through the nozzle, with our new Bug Sucking Mosquito Vacuum.

Simply grab hold of the Bug Sucking Mosquito Vacuum's mid-section, aim the nose nozzle at your unsuspecting prey and pull the tail plunger to activate the vacuum force. Once your bug is safely in the clear viewing chamber, tip the nose nozzle down to lock in your bug! When you’re ready to let the bug loose, just tip the nose nozzle up and slide the plunger handle back in. Your bug will be released back into the wild safely and gently. No batteries required.

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I AM NOT YOUR DOORMAT - A RECYCLED RUBBER DOORMAT WITH PERSONALITY

Hi there!  Sorry to bother you but if you don’t mind I just have a few things to say.  Let’s start with the simple fact that I Am Not Your Doormat.  I’m a part of your home and I would appreciate it if you would treat me as such.  Stop referring to me as your doormat and start referring to me as The Gate Keeper!

I am the first thing people see when they walk into your home; I’m there to make a statement on your behalf.  Do you really think that stomping all over me and leaving me stained with dirt and other crap from the bottom of your shoes is the best first impression to make?

Look, I’m here to work for you.  But we have to come to an understanding regarding personal respect.  I’m made from 100% recycled Australian, Japanese and Taiwanese truck tires.  I’m durable, I can take a lot but a thank you from time to time might be nice.  I Am Not Your Doormat, I’m your friend!

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GNOME BOWLING - TEACHING GNOMES A LESSON!

So we were taking a walk in the warehouse the other day when we ran into a little huddled group of gnomes.  Most of the time they seem to just wander around our warehouse (particularly when we’re not here) and we co-exist just fine.  Most of the time.  They keep to themselves and we ignore that they aren’t paying rent.  

So imagine our surprise when we turned the corner and found a gnome standing there with his gnome buddies just mocking us with their silly gnomey words.  We reminded them about the free rent and our overall gracious nature and do you know what they did?  They LAUGHED AT US!  Have you ever heard a gnome laugh… good, you should keep it that way.  Stupid gnomes!  

Well we showed them.  How dare they mock our hospitality! The minute our Gnome Bowling game showed up at PerpetualKid.com, we headed out to the warehouse and set it up.  Let’s just say that after a couple of particularly competitive games of Gnome Bowling… well those gnomes knew we meant business.  We haven’t heard a peep out of them since.  MOCK THAT YOU SILLY GNOMES!

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I FOUGHT THE LAWN AND THE LAWN WON MUG - TO THE EXTREME

There are apartment people and there are house people.  Apartment people have minimal space to take care of, they have nice balconies and patios but taking care of their place means taking care of normal inside clean up.  Then there are the house people.  House people have a whole new world of issues to deal with… including a lawn.

There are many degrees to taking care of your lawn – some just do the basic necessities, make sure it’s watered, make sure the leaves and branches are picked up, and mow it from time to time.  And then… there are the lawn extremists.  You know who we’re talking about.  Maybe it’s even you.  Do you have various lawn treatments?  Do you measure how tall your grass is with a ruler?  Do own 3 different kinds of mowers?  Do you weed daily?  Is your lawn one of those with crazy stripes of mowed-lawn perfection?  Is the thought of a drought and water restrictions impacting your lawn keeping you up at night?  Yes, then you fit in the extremist category!

We think that everyone with a lawn should own the I Fought the Lawn and the Lawn Won Mug!  No matter how obsessed you are with your lawn, there are just days where it just won’t cooperate.  Instead of freaking out about it maybe we should just admit defeat and go have a relaxing cup of tea in our I Fought the Lawn and the Lawn Won Mug!

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MOSQUITO SOUND BUG - A BUZZIN GOOD TIME!

We LIVE for the summer sun; we can’t get enough of it!  We love the pool, we love eating outdoors, we love all of it… ok ALMOST all of it – we could do without the bugs.

We’ve all been there – sitting outside, hearing a bug near your ear and trying not to react.  But unfortunately instincts can take over and the next thing you know we’re running back and forth like we’re on fire, flailing around and looking awfully silly.  It’s even worse when no one else can see the bug that WE KNOW is there.  We’re not crazy… are we?

Now we can recreate this hilarity with the Mosquito Sound Bug!  Throw it in a drawer or another dark place and the sound will start up.  Watch as your friends and family take cover from the mosquitoes filling the room.  When you’re ready to turn the noise off – take it back out into the light and the buzzing will end.  3 1.5V batteries are included!

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OCEAN WARRIOR SOLAR TIKI LIGHT - SOLAR FUN!

Summer is just about here and we are totally giddy over the idea of getting out in the sunshine.  But even better than lazy days spent at the pool are evenings spent out on our back decks.  

One of our favorite things to do in the summer is to grill out – food just tastes better cooked on a grill or over a fire pit.  Us ladies - we know how to grill but if the men are willing to take over dinner detail… we’ll take it!  Don’t worry about us, we’ll just sit back with our fabulously fruity summer cocktails and watch the you men groan and grunt your way to a perfect steak.  

Even better than a regular old grill-out is a grill-out with ambiance.  The citronella candles, the lawn torches, the potted plants, the music, the smell of the grill… oh and we CANNOT forget the Tiki Gods!

You can live in the middle of Siberia and still feel like you’re in a tropical paradise with the new Ocean Warrior Solar Tiki Light!  No candles necessary (less chance of accidental drunken fire starters!), this baby runs on straight up solar power.  Set the Ocean Warrior Solar Tiki light as the centerpiece of your table or use the extension poles to post them around your yard.

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