Well, it was inevitable. Passing the salt by hand just isn’t efficient enough in a world of bullet trains, pizza delivery and broadband. Luckily, the condiments have come to life to serve us! Salt & Pepper 'Bots will waddle wherever you tell them to. Wind them up and - like mini Terminators - they'll march across the table to wage war on bland food.
Plastic. Measure 2.75 inches tall.
What do you get when you mix cute little innocent Russian Nesting Dolls
with flamboyant outfits and wrestling? Lucha Libre Matryoshkas!
They're high flying, bold, extremely macho, and yet still a little
loveable! Welcome to the new breed of Russian nesting dolls!
Inspired by 19th century Russian Nesting Dolls, Lucha Libre Matryoshkas
are made from high grade ABS plastic. Large matryoshka measures 4.5
inches tall and small matryoshka measures 1.25 inches tall.
Be careful, they might try to get you in the ring! Consider yourself
warned.
It's the coziest mug ever! Snuggle up to a nice brew, mug of soup or a hot chocolate with our ceramic Hug-A-Mug.
You can 'hug the mug' without getting your hands burnt thanks to its cleverly manufactured double wall and two perfectly placed inlaid hand prints giving you a cozy drink every time!
Our porcelain Hug-A-Mug holds 8 fluid ounces and measures 4.75 inches tall x 4.5 inches in diameter. A silicone stopper located at the base of the mug prevents water from entering the double wall when washing. Hand wash only. Do not use in the microwave.
You’re probably wondering why a gift shop would be selling a bacon flavored mayo… the answer is simple. The greatest gift you could ever give someone is joy and that’s exactly what we think of Baconnaise Lite – PURE LOW CAL JOY!!! It’s the greatest gift of all!
Just as delicious as Baconnaise, we also offer Baconnaise Lite. Baconnaise Lite brings all the flavor of regular Baconnaise in a less filling spread! It’s still the Ultimate Bacon Flavored Spread, just a little lighter. It’s like straight bacon in a bottle! The BLT has never been easier to make at work, slap some Baconnaise Lite on your sandwich with some lettuce and tomato and you’re done. Your co-workers are already jealous!
Baconnaise Lite is like a firecracker in your mouth, exploding with taste. It makes everything taste like bacon, which in our book means “tastes better.” Seriously, after you try this, you’ll wonder where it’s been all your life. With 1/2 the fat and 1/3 fewer calories than regular mayonnaise, Baconnaise Lite will still give you tons of bacon flavor without the guilt. Great on sandwiches, salads, burgers, fries, dips and more!
Don’t worry vegetarians, Baconnaise Lite is 100% Vegetarian and certified Kosher. 15 fl oz.
Save the piggies – use Baconnaise instead!
YOU’LL BE IN HOG-HEAVEN WITH UNIQUE BACON GIFTS AT PERPETUALKID.COM!Whether you’re a fan of karaoke or trying to become the next big thing in the music industry you need to practice, practice, and practice! And not just on your voice. You need to practice your whole performance dynamic. Hair brushes, remote controls and spoons are just not cutting it as stand-in microphones anymore… you need something more authentic… you need Sing-A-Long Tongs!
Fresh salad meets power ballad with Sing-A-Long Tongs! Punk rockers and hip hoppers alike can get into the groove while fryin' up some bacon. A locking handle secures this mic in place as cooks take to the stage for dinner and a show.
These dishwasher safe, silicone pinchers have what it takes to turn a Julia Childs into an Ozzy Osbourne in one hot minute!
Sing-A-Long Tongs measure 14 inches long and can withstand heat up to 500 degrees Fahrenheit (260 Celsius).
We salute everyone who has been able to give up coffee… many of us have tried… and many of us have failed. Sure it always starts strong; you switch to a delicious herbal tea and swear to anyone who will listen that you don’t miss coffee at all. Sure, three days later you’re a little jittery and a little shaky but hey, that will pass…. Since you’ve already told everyone how easy to quit coffee is, you better stick to your guns. And when your co-worker comes in to chat 5 days later with their steaming aromatic cup of coffee in your hand, you might be ready to kill them just for having the audacity to sip coffee around you… but hey, you’re thrilled you quit… right?
Whether you’re a coffee drinker or a tea drinker or you just love collecting mugs, Stacked! Cup is just the cup for you! You can have three cups at once! Stacked! Cup is comfortable in the hand and amusing to the eye. No matter how you grab it, it's guaranteed to enliven your coffee break and perk up your pantry. So go ahead - have another cup!
Stacked is made from glossy, durable high-fire ceramic. Saucer not included. Holds 12 fluid ounces. Cup measures 4.25 tall x 3 inches in diameter.
It’s weird to think someone thought it would be a good idea to create frozen treats made from pickle juice. And it's harder to believe someone tried it and liked it! We wondered... is this one of those crazy ideas that should have died a quick death right from the beginning? Nope! As a matter of fact, this was an idea that was downright yummy and brilliant!
Pickle Pops are made from a dill pickle… and that’s it! Nothing else is added! Each pickle is squeezed right down to the skin and then the pickle brine and pickle guts get liquefied and made into one heck of a tasty treat. If you're a culinary extremist, then this mouth watering, temperature lowering, tongue curling treat is for you. We have to warn you though, they can be very addictive!
Enjoy frozen or unfrozen! Only 6 calories per pop! Six Pickle Pops included. 2oz per pop.
You're a rock star right? Well, your rock n' roll lifestyle isn't complete without a jolt from our Get Amp'd Mug! All we can say is that this mug goes to eleven!!! ELEVEN! Drink coffee till your ears start to bleed!
Take it to band practice, take it to the office, leave it at home… you're a rock star and you can do what you want! Not that you should smash this mug on the ground when you're done drinking from it… we mean, err… you could… and we guess that could be considered uber-rocker style?
Measures 3.75 inches tall x 3.25 inches in diameter and features a full color wrap around design. Dishwasher safe.
Is your glass half full or half empty? If you're like most people, you're never quite sure. But this clever glass reminds you that Half Full is where you'll find refreshment. So drink up, any way you look at it, it's bound to improve your spirits. Fill 'er up!
Our double-walled borosilicate 7 ounce juice glass is permanently marked “Half Full” and “Half Empty.” Half Full measures 5 inches tall x 3 inches in diameter. A full glass of optimism.
The glass that's never half empty! How clever!
LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE WITH UNIQUE GIFTS AT PERPETUALKID.COM!
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