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WEE TREE LED CAR AIR FRESHENER

A winter holiday gag on the classic tree air freshener. Hanging from your rear view mirror, our Wee Tree LED Car Air Freshener instantly upgrades your holiday cheer. Turn up those holiday tunes on the radio and watch in amazement as the LED lights twinkle!  So spice up your El Camino this holiday season with an oh-so-festive Wee Tree!  Nothing says Happy Holidays like the delicious scent of natural cardboard.  If you don’t have a red nose to light your route, use our Wee Tree to lead the way!

Measures 4.75 inches tall x 3 inches wide.  CR2032 Lithium cell battery included.

Although 110% cool... may not be 100% legal while driving!  Check your local ordinances.

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GIANT GUMMY BEAR ON A STICK - SWEET TREAT ON A STICK!

Food on a stick always taste better.  There is some primal instinct inside each of us that feels satisfied when eating with our hands.  Kabobs, corn dogs, lollipops, or there are our personal favorites like meat on stick, candy bar on a stick, and now… a Giant Gummy Bear on a Stick!  

Forget the little bite size morsels you know as Gummy Bears and rethink your whole perspective.  Giant Gummy Bear on a Stick is equal to about 90 of the little guys melted together to form a ½ pound of sugary goodness… on a stick!  (Gummy Bear on a Stick is not to be confused with his big brother, The World’s Largest Gummy Bear, weighing in at 5 whole pounds!)  And with a year long shelf life, you don’t have to eat it the minute it arrives in your home.  They’re the perfect colorful treat to give your honey on Valentine’s Day, send to Mom on Mother’s Day or maybe the Easter Bunny will bring you your favorite flavor in your basket this year!

Our Giant Gummy Bear on a Stick stands 4” tall without the stick, is hand-made in the US, and comes in a plastic storage bag so you can take a bite or two and cover it back up for future snacking.

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GESUNDHEIT TISSUES - TRAVEL SIZE TISSUE PACK

By now we are pros at combating cold and flu season.  We’re ready at a moment’s notice with vitamin C, medicine, throat lozenges… and plenty of tissues.  But because we’re Perpetual Kid, we can’t carry around just any old tissues.  It would simply ruin our reputation!  

Thank goodness there are Gesundheit Tissues!  Now we don’t have to worry one bit about wiping our icky snot all over our lederhosen, do you know how hard it is to get snot out of lederhosen?!  And the best part is, Gesundheit Tissues come in a handy travel size so you can take them practically everywhere.

Polka your way through Oktoberfest and let your Gesundheit Tissues muffle your sneezes, control your snot and even absorb your Bratwurst Grease.  After all, they’re uber absorbent!

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EX BOYFRIENDS IN HELL CANDLE - CINNAMON SCENTED CANDLE & VOTIVE

ALL THE SINGLE LADIES GET YOUR HANDS UP!  With the dreaded V-Day coming up in February, we might be a little extra teary eyed about the one that got away.  Remember how he used to call us all the time just to see how we felt, how he used to pull out our chair and open our doors for us, how he used to bring home extra gifts every once in a while just because he wanted to see us smile?   Wait a minute - he never did ANY of those things!

Now, ladies, before you do something drastic, put down the booze and the triple thick hot fudge sundae and get your act together.  We know break ups are hard but there is no time like the present to start moving toward something new.  Burn out those painful memories with our Ex Boyfriends in Hell Candle.

With the soft scent of cinnamon, our Ex Boyfriends in Hell Candle will help set the mood for you to just let the frustration and hurt melt away.  Standing at 3.5 inches tall and 3 inches in diameter, the Ex Boyfriends in Hell Candle is the perfect size for any coffee table.   Burn baby, burn.

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A CHRISTMAS STORY LEG LAMP NIGHTLIGHT - LAMP SHAPED PLUG-IN NIGHT LIGHT

 

You’re sick of all the boring old Christmas decorations and you really wish you had something to fit your sense of humor during the holidays.  Let’s face it, paper snowflakes and white Christmas tree lights just aren’t cutting it anymore!  

Now you can add of splash of Christmas flare to any room!  Our miniature A Christmas Story Leg Lamp Nightlight is a major award and has real fringe! It easily plugs into any standard outlet.

How many times this holiday season do you think you'll watch A Christmas Story? If you're like us... too many times to count!

Measures 8" tall. 7 watt bulb included.

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LUMP OF COAL SOAP - COAL SHAPED SOAP WITH A HOLDIAY FRAGRANCE

 

Has someone in your life been naughty this year?   Well, then they deserve nothing more than a lump of coal.   But… they'll actually enjoy this gourmet coal made from skin softening glycerin.

Santa's Pipe scented, a comforting, smooth honey-tobacco blend that's a natural for Christmas! Captivating top notes of damask rose and geranium lead to a heart of sweet orange honey.   But this fragrance is all about the bottom notes - a warm, sweet, smoky, comforting accord of vanilla, patchouli, and honeyed pipe tobacco.

Handmade and molded from casts of actual coal handpicked from a rail yard.  Each Lump of Coal Soap is beautifully presented in a festive holiday drawstring fabric bag with a "You've Been Naughty" tag.

Weighs approximately 2.5 ounces and measures approximately 2.5" x 2" x 1.5".  Made from vegan glycerin.

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