PerpetualKid.com

DESKTOP CORNHOLE - DESKTOP BEAN BAG TOSS GAME

Finally... it's desktop CornHole!!!  Yes, Corn Holing is sweeping the country (Thank You, Cincinnati).  It's a fun party game.  It's great at parties, picnics, reunions and now at your desk! 

Pass time while stuck on B O R I N G conference calls or take it into the conference room and settle disputes between the suits.  Team up, form a league at work and play your way to Corn Hole'r of the month!

Throw that bag in the hole! 

Our Desktop CornHole includes 2 boards and 2 sets of mini beanbags.  Boards measure 10 inches long x 5 inches wide x 4 inches high.

TIME TO SCORE WITH UNIQUE GIFTS AT PERPETUALKID.COM!

SCHWETTY BALLS GOLF BALLS - NOVELTY TITANIUM GOLF BALLS

 

Any golfer knows they play better with Schwetty Balls!  Seriously, it's worth getting a box just so a golfer can say, "I'm playing with Schwetty Balls!"  Surprisingly, these golf balls perform very well and many customers use them on a regular basis.  Each set of our Schwetty Balls comes in a two pack, each ball labeled "left" or "right" so you know.  Everyone will want to touch, feel, or hold your Schwetty Balls once they see them.

They make a great gift to golfers, but also a great gift from golfers so people can start playing with their own Schwetty Balls.  A perfect gift for humor and fun, on and off the course!

They're the H O T T E S T balls in golf!  It's the perfect feel in a titanium ball.  Hurry and get your hands on a set of Schwetty Balls!

• Conforms with U.S.G.A and R & A Rules.
• Cut proof Du-Pont Lithium Surlyn Cover
• Titanium Mix Core
• Dimple Count: 396
• Trajectory: Mid-High

1 pair set of two balls in each pack.

GET SCHWETTY WITH UNIQUE GIFTS AT PERPETUALKID.COM!

TABLETOP AIR HOCKEY - TABLE TOP AIR HOCKEY GAME

 

Sharing a cubicle or an office can be a lot like a marriage.  Some are good matchups and some… well it’s a wonder that World War III hasn’t started yet.  We’ve seen it all from the juvenile fight over what side of the room the printer is on to full out kicking-crying-screaming match over whose music should be played.  We can easily regress to a toddler throwing a temper tantrum when we don’t feel comfortable in our own space. 

Life would just be so much easier if everyone sharing a cubicle or office was required to have a daily battle of Tabletop Air Hockey!  We don’t always like to air our annoyances to others when they seem small and minor, but those things add up and soon we find we’re ready to blow!  What if every time we needed to let off steam we challenged said “annoyance” to a fight to the death… ok… fight to the win!

Get your aggression out with Tabletop Air Hockey and maybe you’ll realize your office-buddy isn’t so bad after all!  Our Tabletop Air Hockey is 20 inches long so it’s a good size to fit on any table at home or the office, but still large enough to get in some serious gaming.

GO GET ‘EM WITH UNIQUE GIFTS AT PERPETUALKID.COM!

OH NO... ZOMBIES! BOARD GAME - ZOMBIE THEMED BOARD GAME

It's come to this. You're trapped in the middle of nowhere inside a rundown shack surrounded by zombies. Your cell phone doesn't get reception and the land lines just emit a constant busy signal. Your only hope for survival is to get to one of the abandoned stores so you can get a battery for the CB radio in the shack and a shotgun to help you survive the trip back. Good luck with that.

The Oh No.. Zombies! Board Game includes spooky game board, fourteen 2" tall, plastic game pieces, thirty-four cards and three dice.

Scary fun for the whole family!  Ages 8+.  Up to 4 players.

UNIQUELY UNDEAD GIFTS AT PERPETUALKID.COM!

MR. BACON'S BIG ADVENTURE GAME - BACON & MEAT THEMED BOARD GAME

Mr. Bacon's Big Adventure is by far the most mouth-watering meatcentric board game ever created! As you move your bacon character along the path through Meatland you'll have to navigate your way through areas like the Mustard Marsh, the Wiener Wasteland and the Sausage Sea. The first one to make it to the frying pan at the end of the trail wins! 

Meaty fun for the whole family! Ages 8+.  Up to 4 players.

Includes game board with spinner, four game pieces with plastic stands, twenty-four game cards and alternate rules that turn the game into a gluttonous meat feast! 

MIGHTY MEATY GIFT IDEAS AT PERPETUALKID.COM

ATARI JOYSTICK CONTROLLER GUM - FRUIT FLAVORED GUM & ATARI JOYSTICK CONTAINER

We bow to you Atari 2600, the godfather of the golden-era video game systems!  And now we celebrate you with our retro-chic Atari Joystick Controller Gum.  Majority of homes in the late-70’s to the mid-80’s housed an Atari 2600 and the unmistakable orange/red on black, dawn of the industry, Atari dome switch joystick controllers.  Whether using your joystick to jump over alligators in Pitfall, save your bases in Missile Command, or fly your plane in River Raid, one thing is for sure, we loved ourselves some Atari!  

The wrist cramps and blisters hurt like hell but we somehow endured through the pain in fear of relinquishing our turn on the game which could mean a few hours wait depending on how many friends were playing!  

Enjoy your fruit flavored Atari Joystick Controller Gum while reminiscing over the days of playing Combat when it was tank vs. tank and plane vs. plane, there can only be one victor!  Each Atari Joystick Controller Gum tin is shaped like the classic retro joystick.

1 oz of fruit-flavored gum.  Tin measures approximately 2.5 inches x 3 inches tall.

LET'S PLAY A GAME WITH GIFTS AT PERPETUALKID.COM!

BUCKY BALLS - MAGNETS TO SCULPT AND MOLD

What is it with all the new-fangled toys for kids?  When we were kids a stick was a good enough toy for us.  You can do a million things with a stick… like play jump over the stick or walk under the stick or hit pesky little brothers with a stick… ok, maybe we’re starting to see why all the new toys were created.  

Just because a toy is simple, and doesn’t have crazy lights and sounds, doesn’t make it any less fun!  Bucky Balls are a perfect example of simple = fun.  Twist and turn them into any shape or sculpture your brain can come up with!  Made from rare earth magnets, Bucky Balls can be molded, torn apart and snapped back together in unlimited ways.  Use them as magnets, make a new desk sculpture, or invent a new game... the possibilities are endless.

KEEP IT SIMPLE WITH GIFTS FROM PERPETUALKID.COM!

 

PUZZLE ALARM CLOCK - HOW TIMES HAVE CHANGED

When we were teenagers we’d sleep until noon (assuming our parents didn’t try to wrangle us out of bed earlier).  No reasonable person would start their day before 2 PM if they didn’t have to, right?  Our parents would say they were once like us and we’d stomp out of the room for thinking we’d ever be anything like them.

We thought we’d never yell at our kids… and now we do.  We thought we’d never care how messy the house got… and now we find ourselves cleaning every day.  We thought we’d never get tired of partying until 4 AM and sleeping until noon… we were wrong about that too.  Sleeping past 9 AM is almost impossible now.  It only happens on the rare occasion that we stayed out until midnight, which, as you know, is super late.  We got older.  We started acting like our parents.  We got over it and moved on.  

But one thing that hasn’t changed is our ability to force ourselves out of bed.  On a weekend we have no trouble popping out of bed before 8 AM, in fact we’re quite chipper as we look forward to an entire day in front of us.  But the weekdays are a different story.  Somehow, getting up before 8 is a struggle.  Once we’ve had our eyes open for more than a minute we’re fine but it’s that initial push that seems almost impossible.

The Puzzle Alarm Clock solves all of our problems when we’re struggling to get out of bed.  Sure it looks simple enough now but try putting that sucker together when you’re all bleary eyed and your brain is still asleep.  Now here’s the trick – the alarm won’t stop sounding until after you correctly put the puzzle together.  The Puzzle Alarm Clock gets the gears in your brain moving and gives you that initial motivation to get out of bed on time… okay, well, it works most of the time anyway!

IT’S A PUZZLER AT PERPETUALKID.COM!

GNOME BOWLING - TEACHING GNOMES A LESSON!

So we were taking a walk in the warehouse the other day when we ran into a little huddled group of gnomes.  Most of the time they seem to just wander around our warehouse (particularly when we’re not here) and we co-exist just fine.  Most of the time.  They keep to themselves and we ignore that they aren’t paying rent.  

So imagine our surprise when we turned the corner and found a gnome standing there with his gnome buddies just mocking us with their silly gnomey words.  We reminded them about the free rent and our overall gracious nature and do you know what they did?  They LAUGHED AT US!  Have you ever heard a gnome laugh… good, you should keep it that way.  Stupid gnomes!  

Well we showed them.  How dare they mock our hospitality! The minute our Gnome Bowling game showed up at PerpetualKid.com, we headed out to the warehouse and set it up.  Let’s just say that after a couple of particularly competitive games of Gnome Bowling… well those gnomes knew we meant business.  We haven’t heard a peep out of them since.  MOCK THAT YOU SILLY GNOMES!

KEEP YOUR GNOMES IN LINE WITH PERPETUALKID.COM!

GLITTER HOPPER - HOP TILL YOU DROP!

You’re 8 years old again and it’s perfect weather for playing outside.  Every kid you know has a hopper and you have a really great driveway with a steep hill at the bottom… perfect for a little dare devil racing!  Sure it’s on concrete… sure you’re arm is still broken from the last time you tried to take on that hill… but you still have one good arm – that’s enough, right?!

We all remember the bumps and scrapes and bruises we received from our dare devil ways as a kid and while maybe we’re a lot tamer than we used to be… we still miss some of those fun toys we had back in the day!  It would be so nice to relive our time spent on those hoppers as an adult… in the grass… on flat ground.  Hey! We’re not stupid anymore!

PerpetualKid.com has come to your rescue!  We’re helping you recapture your youth with our new adult sized Glitter Hopper!  At 24” tall, this hopper will keep you giggling as you bounce up and down.  Show your kids how it’s really supposed to be done!  Race your friends at your next BBQ or challenge your cousin at your next family reunion.  Just make sure you set time limits if you’re sharing – you don’t want everyone else hogging all your Glitter Hopper time!

GET GLITTERFIED AT PERPETUALKID.COM!