Really Big Pen

It's a big pen all right! Really big! 17" tall. Works like a charm.

Available in White (pictured), Blue, Purple and Pink.

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Giant Scissors

These 15-1/2" long plastic scissors might look convincing, but they can't really cut anything. This makes them good for props or gags, but bad for official ribbon cuttings or haircuts. Nihilist approved! Giant 15.5"

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Giant Wooden Pencil

The greatest feature of this 14" long Giant Pencil is that it's a real pencil. And in that capacity, it functions in all the great ways that a real pencil does. The lead writes, the eraser erases and it's perfect for making your desk look tiny or for doing huge crossword puzzles.

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!