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iPLUNGE PHONE STAND

High-tech meets low tech and the coolest accessory for your phone was born.  iPlunge is the perfect solution for your video emergencies — just squish it against the back of your iPod®, iPhone®, or any device with a smooth hard surface, sit back, and smile.

No plumbing required! Use it at work, home, train, plane, it works anywhere! Wow, what a handy stand!

Measures  1.75 inches long x 1.25 in diameter.  Wood & rubber.

DESKTOP CORNHOLE - DESKTOP BEAN BAG TOSS GAME

Finally... it's desktop CornHole!!!  Yes, Corn Holing is sweeping the country (Thank You, Cincinnati).  It's a fun party game.  It's great at parties, picnics, reunions and now at your desk! 

Pass time while stuck on B O R I N G conference calls or take it into the conference room and settle disputes between the suits.  Team up, form a league at work and play your way to Corn Hole'r of the month!

Throw that bag in the hole! 

Our Desktop CornHole includes 2 boards and 2 sets of mini beanbags.  Boards measure 10 inches long x 5 inches wide x 4 inches high.

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GIANT GUMMY BEAR ON A STICK - SWEET TREAT ON A STICK!

Food on a stick always taste better.  There is some primal instinct inside each of us that feels satisfied when eating with our hands.  Kabobs, corn dogs, lollipops, or there are our personal favorites like meat on stick, candy bar on a stick, and now… a Giant Gummy Bear on a Stick!  

Forget the little bite size morsels you know as Gummy Bears and rethink your whole perspective.  Giant Gummy Bear on a Stick is equal to about 90 of the little guys melted together to form a ½ pound of sugary goodness… on a stick!  (Gummy Bear on a Stick is not to be confused with his big brother, The World’s Largest Gummy Bear, weighing in at 5 whole pounds!)  And with a year long shelf life, you don’t have to eat it the minute it arrives in your home.  They’re the perfect colorful treat to give your honey on Valentine’s Day, send to Mom on Mother’s Day or maybe the Easter Bunny will bring you your favorite flavor in your basket this year!

Our Giant Gummy Bear on a Stick stands 4” tall without the stick, is hand-made in the US, and comes in a plastic storage bag so you can take a bite or two and cover it back up for future snacking.

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GIANT FAUX DIAMOND - GO FAUX!

While driving into work this morning one of the morning radio shows was hosting a call-in segment regarding engagement rings.  Several listeners weighed in on the discussion of whether or not it’s offensive to receive a cheaper engagement ring when the one proposing can easily afford more.

While many were calling in to say that it’s the engagement and the marriage that matters, not the ring, there were a few who disagreed.  One woman called in to say that she had been engaged to a man that made a healthy six figure salary and he had proposed in a flashy way with a big Big BIG diamond ring.  She protested, explaining they should spend the money on something more substantial, but he insisted by telling her she was his princess and she was worthy of the ring he gave her.

You can probably imagine her surprise when she accidentally slammed her hand into something hard and chipped off a quarter of the diamond on her wedding ring.  She didn’t know much about diamonds so she rushed it to the jeweler only to be told that her big Big BIG beautiful diamond was nothing more than a big Big BIG piece of glass.  Because she had protested and because her fiancé had insisted on the ring, she felt as if all she was worth to him was a big chunk of glass and a couple of lies.  

We don’t know what side of the fence you stand on but the Giant Faux Diamond is one way to poke a little fun at the giant diamond engagement ring debate.  Made from glass, they look and feel like diamonds to the untrained eye.  But don’t get any ideas… the Giant Faux Diamond is not an acceptable substitute for a diamond engagement ring!  Plus, they make for fun desk toys and awesome paperweights!  

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GIANT BEER GLASS - OUTDOOR CONCERT FUN!

It’s concert season!  Technically concerts go year round but there is something about outdoor summer concerts that make it that much more exciting.  We love getting to the parking lot as soon as it opens to do a little tailgating before heading in for some music mayhem!

Drinking can be so expensive in concert venues, the vendors jack up the price – you can easily spend $20 on 2 beers! WHAT?!  That’s highway robbery!  This is when pre-gaming is a must (ONLY if you’re of the legal drinking age AND only if you’re not the designated driver!) at concerts – it doesn’t matter if you do it in the comfort of your living room or in the back of your truck at the venue.

If you’re a fan of pre-gaming, or just a fan of beer in general – we have the glass for you!  Our Giant Beer Glass holds up to 60 oz, which roughly equals 5 whole beers!  While we don’t support binge drinking, if you’re used to knocking back 5 beers pretty easily, you need to own the Giant Beer Glass.  AND if you want to know a secret – you can even use it for NON-ALCOHOLIC beverages too! I KNOW! We were shocked too!

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BALLOON RACE CARS - SOAP BOX DERBIES

There’s a soap box derby happening in a neighborhood near us.  Why should you care?  Well maybe you shouldn’t,  but it sure surprised us to see that Soap Box Derbies are still very popular today!  We thought they had gone the way of the black and white television – a part of history that didn’t fit in modern times.

To us, Soap Box Derbies conjure up images of Jimmy Stewart, small towns and mom and pop shops.  But in reality, Soap Box Derbies are still very popular throughout the U.S.  There are still National Championships and major national companies still sponsor the cars.  These races are a slice of Americana that is still being practiced today.

For those of us who have no desire to go out and build our own Soap Box Derby Car, these Balloon Race Cars might are for you!  The small replicas of a Soap Box Derby Car measure at 6” long x 3” wide x 2” tall.  Just blow up the balloon and watch them go!  You and your kids will have hours of fun – the best part is the Balloon Race Car doesn’t require the use (or misuse) of power tools.

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DODGE EM DODGEBALL GAME - HEAL YOUR INNER CHILD:

Everyone knows, there’s nothing worse than being picked last in gym or having some guy slam you into the lockers just because you were standing in the wrong place at the wrong time.  We all know that kid will most likely have a couple years of therapy ahead of them.  

But what about the bullies?  Not all of them grow up and continue to be bullies… in fact a good many of them, as adults, are embarrassed by their youthful indiscretions.   We’re not sure what’s worse, being bullied or being the bully.  

If you grew up being the high school victim you might be embarrassed by some of the things that happened to you but most likely they weren’t your fault.  But if you grew up as the bully, well you have to live with the shame of what you did LONG after school is over.  

With the Dodge ‘Em – Dodgeball Game you can finally get back at all those bullies that bothered you in your formative years (without doing any actual harm)!  Set the printed blocks up, throw the ball and watch them fall!  This is the best therapy we can think of for those few emotional bruises that haven’t healed yet.

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Official Air Guitar - What Your Parents Don't Know...

When you were little, did your parents force you to be culturally relevant?  Did you want to play soccer but your parents made you take ballet?  Or maybe you wanted to learn the electric guitar and instead your parents sat you down in front of a nice giant piano. 

If you were anything like us, you were forced to practice no matter how long it seemed or how much you whined.  Sometimes we would try and break out into something more modern, more contemporary, just to spice things up and make it fun.  But then the inevitable yelling would come and it would be back to everything we didn’t care to learn.

As a result of our suffering, we are here to help you learn the guitar without getting yelled at.  Just because you have to practice Bach on the piano doesn’t mean you can’t learn that Zeppelin riff on the guitar.  With the Official Air Guitar you can use the handy chord charts and fingering guides to learn your favorite guitar solo without your parents ever knowing.  No more pretend Air Guitar or unofficial knock offs… this is the real deal.

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Giant Wooden Pencil - Help Save Endangered Oversized Stuff!

Why would you want a Giant Wooden Pencil?  Shouldn’t the question be why WOULDN’T you want a Giant Wooden Pencil? 

Over the years we have noticed a vast decline in the category of oversized stuff.  Why?  Oversized stuff is the fastest way to a quick laugh, yet it is it one of the fastest growing endangered gag gifts out there today!  Maybe to understand the real danger growing amongst the existence of oversized stuff we should enlighten you a little.

Oversized stuff leads to laughter.  Laughter leads to smiles.  Smiles lead to good moods.  Good moods lead to Patch Adams and Patch Adams leads to healing through laughter!  It all comes full circle.  Do you now see the reason we need to act on saving this dying breed?  You can help by starting with just one.

Give this Giant Wooden Pencil a good home.  For just dollars in one transaction you can adopt (or technically own) your very own 14” Giant Wooden Pencil.  It functions just like any pencil would, but it’s better because it’s oversized! 

Please, oversized stuff needs your love and support too!

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