The Breakup Survival Kit

Break ups may be messy, but this playful, creative kit helps a girl cope with style. The 32-page book offers empowering advice about moving on, and comes with a heart eraser, self-affirming mirror compact with a comb, stickers to deface old photographs, a Do Not Cross caution tape for tying up the telephone when temptation strikes, and a poster to remind her of the top 10 reasons she is better off without him.

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Cat Butts

Just watch your cat lovers connect with this charming, magnetic mini kit! Five popular breeds immortalized on die-cut magnets with a bonus hairball piece, too!

The Educational North American Cat Butts Field Guide rounds out this epic gift opportunity!

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Wash Away Your Sins

These miraculous new products are ""proven"" to wash away sin after sin, reducing guilt by 98.9 percent or more! Industrial strength, they're effective enough for most liars, cheaters, and wrongdoers.

Includes one bar of Wash Away Your Sins soap, to make amends while cleansing, and three Easter-lily scented towelettes for sinners on the go.

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Bad Karma Cure-All

Do you worry about things you've done that may come back to haunt you? Or are you concerned that you may end up the unwitting victim of someone elses negative energy backflow? You need the Genuine Placebo Brand Bad Karma Cure-All. It will provide you with an unmatched degree of Zen-like protection.

Some people say the existence of bad karma is just a figment of your imagination, and we say: Exactly! That's where our Bad Karma Cure-All comes in with its unrivaled record of success compared to all other bad karma remedies on the market.

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

The Mini Safe Baby Handling Kit

Makes new parenthood a blast! Included here are hilarious "do's and don'ts" on caring for your bundle of joy, a small "Who's gonna do it?" spinner to help parents negotiate childrearing duties, and other components that will keep moms and dads laughing during the sleepless nights.

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Sex On The Beach

Images of a loving couple, a sun-drenched swath of powdery-white sand framed by limpid turquoise sea, tropical fragrance in the air, and not another soul in sight.... Talk about a dreamy island fantasy vacation! Sex on the Beach is the next best thing for those who can't spare the time or expense for a romantic getaway. Produced with the renowned Sinclair Intimacy Institute, Sex on the Beach was designed to help any couple recreate the sensual pleasures of an intimate al fresco rendezvous. The 64page book is full of suggestions for arousing and pleasing your partner. This fun, creative kit -- perfect for anyone whose love life could use a little stimulation -- also includes ocean waves music, a sea-scented aromatherapy candle, two leis, festive drink umbrellas and flamingo straws, a sex dice spinner/game, and coconut massage oil. These components are meant to awaken each of the senses, simulating the sounds, aroma, and texture of the surf and sand, to prepare couples for a heightened sexual experience.

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

The Art Of Hula Dancing

Inspiring thoughts of a beautiful Hawaiian beach, the graceful, sensuous hula is a dance that helps trim the waistline, strengthen the back, and improve strength, flexibility, and balance. Its growing in popularity, too, with hula schools opening around the country.

This enjoyable book-plus provides everything for a hula workout including the music: a fun, informative book with history and instructions for classic Hawaiian dance steps, a neck lei, 2 wrist leis, a CD with hula tunes, and ili ili, the castanet-like lava stones used to provide a beat to gyrate to.

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Bride Voodoo Doll

This unique Mini Kit features our wildly popular voodoo doll as a bride, complete with veil. Its a cute gag gift that provides a funny voodoo spin on wedding etiquette-or in this case, the boorish behavior sometimes exhibited by nervous brides as the big day approaches.

Think of it as a survival guide for long-suffering bridesmaids.

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Dirty Girl: Purse Pals

Loopy-line illustrations adorn this new kit of purse accessories including a mirror compact, change purse, and lil black book, plus a bonus of two single-application lip gloss sheets.

Every items a mini masterpiece/conversation piece, now with a fresh palette of pink.

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Applebee Cat Opposites

Innovative pop-up technology is sure to wow her with its intricate-yet-durable moving parts, and basic concepts have never been easier to grasp in such a fun, hands-on format.

Great addition for the coffee table!

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!