Dimes for Denim!

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Forget college... I’m savin' up for a new pair of jeans!  New jeans will make you popular and feel really good. It's a revolutionary new money-saving technique! Simply drop coins in the slot!

Remember... money changes everything. Dimes for denim - hooray!

Now available at Perpetual Kid!

Classic Cassette Tote

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Time to unwind and rewind with this low-tech cassette tote bag. Full-color printed flexible plastic, complete with handles that look like the tape is unraveling - didn't you just hate it when that happened?!?!  Casual and roomy, our Cassette Tote is the perfect way to pack your important stuff (like your leg warmers, mini skirt, and jelly shoes).

What a feelin'!

Now available at Perpetual Kid!

You Know Where You Can Stick This!

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We all need a Foot in the Door... Doorstop! Just place the ever-so-dainty toe of this playful pump under the crack of your very own door and it will be held open in style.

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Kam Kam Cat Shoulder Bag

This sneaky little kitty won't let you leave home without her! Have fun showing off your castaway, at work and at play!

Tan natural fiber bag with zipper closure & shoulder strap.

A very "hip" item! You'll soon forget you own any other bag.

Bag is approx. 26" h x 12.5" w x 3" deep

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Grow A Diamond Ring

You'll have the biggest rock of all your friends! Grows 600% its original size!

Reasons to Grow Your Own Diamond Ring:

  • It's no big deal if you lose it - you can buy yourself a new one.
  • Great option for the guy who can't afford a big ring for his girlfriend.
  • Perfect alternative to marriage for a career minded woman.
  • Leave one around for your guy and hope he gets the hint... it's not likely, but worth a try!

Place in room temperature water. It will begin to grow within 2 hours and will be full size in 72 hours. When removed from water it will slowly shrink back to its original size. It can be grown again and again!

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

The Art Of Kissing

These reprints of unintentionally funny booklets from the 1930s are filled with misinformation about love and wooing from the days when "making love" meant holding hands on the porch swing. Each paperback is 5" x 7-1/4"; 48 pages, with illustrations!

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Candy Bra Or G-String

Delicious gift for your wife or girlfriend (and you!) Our Candy Bra and G-stings are made of hundreds of different flavored candy beads. They will keep you nibbling until you have eaten the last one!

A retro candy treat with a moden day twist! Purchase each piece separately or buy a set and save!

One size fits most.

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Classic Space Valentines

When the United States launched its first space satellite in 1958, the world of Valentines was thrown into overdrive! This collection of charming 1950s Space Valentines comes from the adorable and innocent time when kids riding rockets was cute and "Youre out of this World" was a clever phrase.

Ten different 3-1/2" to 5" Valentines with blank backs and envelopes.

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Gummy Heart

Express your deep love and devotion in a creepy and disturbing way with a Gummy Heart. Each 4” tall, 90 gram piece of strawberry flavored gummy candy is realistically detailed to look just like a human heart!

The package features a charming little rhyme,

“My love is pure,
my love is true,
you can have my heart and eat it too!”

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Snowwoman In A Box

Snow days take on a whole new meaning with this innovative kit devoted to the old-fashioned pursuit of snowman-building. The lighthearted 64page handbook offers instruction and illustrated tips for creating the traditional snowperson, plus many variations, decorative flourishes, and whimsical ideas for wintertime fun.

The kit includes all the essentials: black felt top hat, red vinyl scarf, "coal" eye pieces, "carrot" nose, and "corn cob" pipe. It's also loads of fun on the beach for building sand figures!

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!