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RECYCLED KEYBOARD CLUTCH PURSE - COMPUTER KEYBOARD DECORATED PURSE

My type of style! Go wireless with our techno savvy Recycled Keyboard Clutch Purse.  It's made from recycled computer keyboards. Show off you environmental a-wear-ness and “re”decorate with some eco-friendly goods! Your friends will be “green” with envy!

Makes the perfect gift for that geeky girl in your life!  Recycled Keyboard Clutch Purse measures 6 inches tall x 9 inches wide.

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RELUCTANT BRIDE CAKE TOPPER - NOVELTY WEDDING CAKE TOPPER

Every gal has her idea of a perfect wedding whether she actually wants to get married or not.  She might be dreaming of the big white dress in a church or she might just want to hop a jet to the chapel of her choice in Las Vegas.  She might want a beach wedding, maybe she wants to say “I do” before racing down a ski slope….  It doesn’t matter how you say “I do” just as long as you have fun with it!

One way to get a good laugh at your wedding reception is to decorate the top of your wedding cake with our Reluctant Bride Cake Topper (or the Reluctant Groom Cake Topper if you prefer!)  Most cake toppers get thrown out or stored away for eternity, the Reluctant Bride Cake Topper will be one topper you’ll want to share for years to come.  

Keep your wedding reception filled with smiles and laughter with the Reluctant Bride Cake Topper.  Our 4.25 inch tall x 6.25 inch long, polystone cake topper is the perfect thing for the couple who found their way to the alter the hard way!

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PICKUPS & COME ONS - TRAVEL BOOK OF PICK UP LINES FOR ANY OCCASION

 

You are desperate to have a date for Valentines Day but you’ve realized “Hi my name is…” doesn’t seem to be doing the trick.  Everyone uses that line and it’s just old and tired.  You need a line, something to hook your prey the minute you open your mouth.  You COULD go home and spend hours jotting down ideas in your diary… or you could stop wasting  your time trying to come up for an alternative of “did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”  You need Pickups & Come Ons.

Where else will you find gems like “Frankly, I don’t like a challenge, which is why I’m talking to you.” or “I’m glad I have a library card because I really like checking you out.”  Pickups & Come Ons give you pickups for all occasions.  Meet someone on the beach?  Try “Want to jump in the ocean with me?  ‘Cause you’ve got me on fire.”  

It doesn’t matter where you are, what the other person’s occupation or interests are, or what angle you might be going for… Pickups and Come Ons has got a line just for you!  Bound in cloth and measuring 3.25 inches wide by 5.5 inches tall, Pickups and Come Ons has 112 pages of lines for any occasion.

PERPETUALKID.COM WANTS TO KNOW, WHAT’S YOUR LINE?

EX BOYFRIENDS IN HELL CANDLE - CINNAMON SCENTED CANDLE & VOTIVE

ALL THE SINGLE LADIES GET YOUR HANDS UP!  With the dreaded V-Day coming up in February, we might be a little extra teary eyed about the one that got away.  Remember how he used to call us all the time just to see how we felt, how he used to pull out our chair and open our doors for us, how he used to bring home extra gifts every once in a while just because he wanted to see us smile?   Wait a minute - he never did ANY of those things!

Now, ladies, before you do something drastic, put down the booze and the triple thick hot fudge sundae and get your act together.  We know break ups are hard but there is no time like the present to start moving toward something new.  Burn out those painful memories with our Ex Boyfriends in Hell Candle.

With the soft scent of cinnamon, our Ex Boyfriends in Hell Candle will help set the mood for you to just let the frustration and hurt melt away.  Standing at 3.5 inches tall and 3 inches in diameter, the Ex Boyfriends in Hell Candle is the perfect size for any coffee table.   Burn baby, burn.

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SAVIN UP FOR A DREAM WEDDING - EVERY LITTLE CENT HELPS!

Some of us were just born to be married.  From an early age we started our scrapbook of celebrities in wedding gowns, cut outs of the perfect groom, pictures of our favorite flower bouquets from wedding magazines, lists of songs we might want to walk down the aisle to… and every other detail we could come up with.  

We were organized!  We had our bridesmaids set and really it didn’t matter who the groom was, as long as the wedding went off exactly as we wanted it to.  Of course, as we get older our opinions change and we realize that maybe the groom should be allowed to have some input but we still stick the plan as much as possible.  We don’t want to have to settle for mediocre when we’ve been dreaming about our wedding since we were barely walking.

You can start saving today with your brand new Savin Up for a Dream Wedding bank.  Every little bit helps.  Why let money stop you from having the wedding you’ve been waiting for your whole life?!  Isn’t it time to pull out that old scrapbook and start dreaming again?

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XPOSED! COSMETIC BAG - GET XPOSED!

Amanda is going on vacation for the 4th of July and she’s super excited.  She’s such a work-a-holic, she never takes vacations… which also means she never flies anywhere.  She’s been asking us questions non-stop about the airports, flights, planes, weather and anything else she can think of for the last three weeks.  Today her obsession seems to be airport security.

We had to ask why she was nervous about it, was she planning on transporting illegal substances or something?  No, it’s nothing like that at all – she just doesn’t like the idea of people looking into her carry-on bags.  After all, they might contain things like girly products and other personal items.  [INSERT EYE ROLL HERE].

We think it’s cute that Amanda is so worried about her privacy but it got us thinking, how many other people out there get nervous about going through airport security?  Is it because they are easily embarrassed or intensely private people?  Do people really freak out when their bags are zooming through the x-ray machines?

Most of us don’t care or give it any thought.  In fact we say BRING IT ON – WE HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE!  As evidenced by one of our favorite bags, the Xposed! Cosmetic Bag.  This fun plastic fiber bag is durable and has plenty of room for all your cosmetic needs.  We just have one question for you, does anyone else carry around a spiked collar in their makeup bag?

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MARSHMALLOW COLOGNE SPRAY - SWEET SCENTS

Have you ever walked through a big crowd and suddenly you’re taken back to a memory you had long since forgotten?  Maybe it was something you heard someone say, maybe it was something that you saw - most likely it was a smell that took you on a trip down memory lane.

Perfumes and Colognes, for many of us, are fads and we change them depending on what smell we enjoy at what time in our lives.  When we walk into a room and pass by someone who is wearing a scent we (or someone close to us) used to wear – it’s impossible not to get nostalgic.  

Eventually, we all find perfumes and colognes that we identify with, smells that please us.  The Marshmallow Cologne Spray is one of those scents that will calm you down and take you back to an easier time when things were just a little sweeter.  You’ll be complimented as others take in the soft smell they’ve known since they were children.  This is a product made for even the most sophisticated perpetual kid!

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KISS THE BRIDE BREATH SPRAY - KEEP THE BRIDE MINTY FRESH:

Spring is here and wedding season begins.  Weddings can be a blast, the dancing, the drinking (or not), the seeing people you haven’t seen in a while and of course the celebration of the newly wedded couple.  Weddings = good times (usually)!

What is NOT always fun?  The bridal shower.  Your bridal shower was awesome – this is not about you.  This post is for those OTHER soon-to-be brides that still think we enjoy playing shower games.  Negative.  Or that we like having to wear silly hats or other accessories for weird photo ops – WRONG!

Not to be morbid but we think Bridal Showers should be like funeral viewings –open your home for a set amount of time where guests can come and go at their leisure.  The bride still receives gifts, guests get food and there are NO SHOWER GAMES!  But, like we said – we’re not referring to YOUR shower – YOUR bridal shower was awesome!  We swear.  (Grits teeth) we LOVED those games… 

Regardless of what kind of bridal shower you’re attending, make sure you pick up our Kiss the Bride Breath Spray for the lucky gal.  Who wants to kiss the bride when the bride has nasty onion breath?  No one, that’s who.

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TIPSY TOES HIGH HEEL ICE CUBES - WE STILL PARTY!

 

When we were young and energetic… wait wasn’t that just last week?  Anyway, when we were younger and energetic-er, we’d get all our friends together and head out to the bars.  Instead of doing happy hours and then heading home, we’d do the exact opposite – meet at someone’s house at 10 pm, pre-game until 11 and then head out to the bars until last call.

SOME of us don’t have the energy for that anymore.  We stick to earlier evenings with friends and closing down the bar is something saved for very special occasions.  But that doesn’t mean we don’t like to pre-game or entertain!  We can still party!  We can party as late at 11 pm – SO THERE!  Okay, 11 might be pushing it.

The Tipsy Toes High Heel Ice Cubes are the perfect addition to any drink, alcoholic or not!  These little plastic high heels are filled with water – freeze them like ice cubes and then drop them into your favorite drink! Easy as 1-2… crap, what comes after 2? 

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BLUE PLAID WIENER DOG HAND BAG - PUPPY PRIDE!

 

Raise your hand if you LOVE your pooch!  Now raise your hand if sometimes you love your pooch even more than you love people! 

It’s undeniable that dogs really can be mans’ best friend.  We hate hearing stories about puppy mills and people who mistreat their pets because Perpetual Kid® is all about healthy happy animals!

Sure, having a pet can sometimes be a hassle, especially pups, you have to be home at a certain time, you have to make sure you take them for long walks and if you’re going out of town you better find a really nice dog sitter.  But we think it’s so worth it!

With the Blue Plaid Wiener Dog Hand Bag you can show your love for your pooch (especially if you have a wiener dog!) all the time.  The Blue Plaid Wiener Dog Hand Bag has 2 media pockets on the outside of the bag and a zipper pocket on the inside – perfect for everything you need to carry with you!

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