Grow A Geek

What you need to know about Geeks:
Advantages: They can solve any computer problem that exists. Disadvantages: Their favorite social gatherings are Sci-Fi conventions.

Place in room temperature water. It will begin to grow within 2 hours and will be full size in 72 hours. When removed from water it will slowly shrink back to its original size. It can be grown again and again!

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Love Gun

Love is in the air… literally! The Love Gun is a 5-3/4" (14.6 cm) red and pink plastic cupid cannon. Just load one of the four tiny 1-1/4" (3.2 cm) plastic cupids into the compartment and shoot it at the girl or guy of your dreams.

The Love Guns powers have not been fully tested.

Love is not guaranteed!

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Nun Chuck

Sally Fields isnt the only nun who can fly! Just load the 1" tall, plastic nuns into the 5-3/4" long plastic shooting device and pull the trigger to send a sister sailing. Great for working out your repressed Catholic school memories.

Four different nuns included.

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Cattle-Pult

Most people dont realize that beneath their docile cud-chewing exterior, cows are fine-tuned flying machines. Just load one of the 1" long plastic cows into the plastic shooting device and pull the trigger to hurl the heifer!

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Ninja Attack - Ninja Flipper

Office warfare? The only sure way to defeat your foe is with a full-scale Ninja Attack! And in case you didn't know, real ninjas are the greatest assassins known to mankind, plus they can turn invisible whenever they want! Just load one of the 1-1/4" plastic ninjas into the 5-3/4" long plastic shooting device and pull the trigger to launch a stealth attack! Four different ninjas included.

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Boss Toss - Boss Flipper

Work got you down? Boss driving you crazy? It's okay to flip out at work... Relieve a bit of corporate stress by sending small supervisors skyward with the Boss Toss! Just load one of the 1-5/8" tall, plastic executives into the 5-3/4" long plastic shooting device and pull the trigger! Great for launching over cubicle walls at coworkers. Four different figures included.

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Baby Shower Gift - Baby Flipper

It's the best thing since mashed carrots! The Baby Shower is a 5-3/4" (14.6 cm) long plastic shooting device that ejects infants. Just load one of the five 3/4" babies into the compartment then pull the trigger for tyke tossing fun. Great gift and game for real baby showers. Instructions for the game included on back.

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Cat-A-Pult - Cat Flipper

Do cats really always land on their feet? With the Cat-A-Pult you can put the old saying to the test by flinging felines across the room. Just load one of the 1-3/8" plastic cats into the 5-3/4" plastic shooting device and pull the trigger! It's the best thing since cat juggling! 4 cats included.

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Chicken Chucker

Flying chickens in a barnyard! The Chicken Chucker is a 5-3/4" plastic shooting device that propels poultry. Just load one of the five 1-1/2" plastic chickens into the compartment then pull the trigger for fowl flinging fun.

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Pig Catapult

The first catapults were built around 200 B.C. to hurl flaming 6-pound javelins. Now you can use the same basic mechanism to launch tiny plastic pigs through the air with the Pig Catapult. You may question the concept at first, but trust us, after propelling a few pigs across the room you'll be a believer too. Each 5-3/4" long plastic shooting device comes with ample pig ammo for a full-fledged pig-flinging party!

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!