
Crushes make us all morons. We say the dumbest things and we do things we would never do. Cathy was sharing a “lame crush” story today and we wanted to share it with you:
Cathy met her crush at a pretty posh bar and they hit it off right away over Martinis (him – Apple, him – Dirty Gin). He claimed to be a freelance writer and he was dressed in a nice suit – Cathy was smitten and they set up a date for that weekend.
We won’t bore you with the juicy details but Cathy’s crush emailed an address and time and asked her to dinner. Following the trusty GPS, Cathy’s Mini Cooper ended up at a run down restaurant - she was way too dressed up. Her date was 45 minutes late, without a phone call, and showed up wearing old jeans and a Lost in Space t-shirt. When they finished dinner and their bill was on the way, her date told her a sob story about how he was really unemployed and living with his parents. How convenient. Cathy paid the bill. Once they were out the door he took off saying thanks for dinner and that was it. Cathy had just been a free meal.
Even worse… Cathy eagerly waited to hear from him for 2 weeks after. Pathetic? Yes. Normal ‘crush’ behavior? Yes. So, since this is what friends do, we’re rubbing Cathy’s crush story in her face by promoting our Lost in Space Giant Pez Dispenser. Standing at 12” tall this robot comes with its own Pez and, as an added bonus, it makes crazy robot noises and sound effects. Cathy said she should send this to that old crush. We stopped her before she finished taping the box – we don’t want her wasting her money on his behalf again!
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