Personal Apprentice

Triumphantly conquer the office grind with this funny 32-page book, the retro-look, wind-up robot featuring a magnetic torso, and the accompanying service tray for those who are tired of toting around their own office supplies.

Humorous cards round out the offerings in this great gift item for a colleague or cubicle-bound friend.

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Bozo

This fun, nostalgic Mega Mini Kit remembrance of the beloved children's character Bozo the Clown features an inflatable, miniature desktop punching bag like the one on the iconic television show. Perfect for a few stolen moments of comic relief at the office! Stands 8" Tall.

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Metrosexual Style Kit

This Mini Kit adapted from The Metrosexual Guide to Style: A Handbook for the Modern Man (more than 100,000 copies sold!) includes some of the grooming aids required to maintain the image of the stylish, well-coiffed urban man, including tweezers, emery board, lint brush, and 10 cards with tips for maintaining the metrosexual appearance.

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Paranoid'S Survival Kit

For the employee whos overly suspicious of co-workers and convinced that every bit of office politics is actually a conspiracy, this tongue-in-cheek kit outlines the top 10 signs of paranoia, along with ways to outwit the bad guys. It comes with rubber gloves, invisible ink, light to detect cryptic messages, and a rearview computer-terminal mirror.

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Mini Water Cooler

A mini dispenser that serves 8 glasses of water (your minimum daily requirement) or your favorite beverage anytime, anywhere. Fits conveniently on any tabletop or desk, use included water bottle or any available bottled water. Available in 2 colors: Kitchen White or Office Beige.

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Sign & Seal Magnetic Pen Set

All work, no play...how boring is that? Bring a touch of whimsy to your desk with Sign & Seal, the pen-holding pinniped with perfect balance and a magnetic personality. Just give it a whirl!

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Please Hold Retro Cell Phone Handset

Turns your state-of-the-art cell phone into a relic from the 50's!

PLEASE HOLD is a totally goshdarn working handset that's compatible with almost any cell phone in the US market. Most phones work directly with the 2.5mm phone plug that's on the end of the coiled cord.

We've included plug adapters for most Nokia and Sony Ericsson phones in the package. Additional adapters for just about every phone can be purchased at your local cell phone store. Just tell them you need a 2.5mm adapter!

This lightweight replica of a retro handset doesn't really make sense... but it sure is fun. Whether you're making a political statement, trying to minimize your exposure to radio wave transmission, or just having a goof, you'll look just swell with PLEASE HOLD!

Available in Kit Kat Black, Poodle White, Bubble Gum Pink, or Ferrari Red, with matching coiled cord.

But this begs the real question...WHY? Well, sometimes...goofy is just good. This retro handset doesn't really make sense but it sure is fun.

Click here for a list of known compatible phones.

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Mini Tape Gun

It's a fully functional tape gun in a new mini size. Based upon the same classic design, the Mini Tape Gun dispenses a standard roll of clear tape. Includes free roll of tape! Perfect gift for office gift swaps!

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Robot Calculator

The robotic design has intelligent features like easy-to-use buttons, simple to read LCD and "sleep" mode that shuts him down when he's not in use. Plus, if you're cramped for space, the Robot Calculator stands up straight to make more room for your other work.

Powered by 1.5V battery (included) plus solar cell!

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Pink Finger Calculator

This calculator was designed specifically for the technology challenged (and blondes!) and comes in a vibrant shade of Hot Pink (What else could it be!?)
No Batteries Required

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