
We’ve asked you before if you were a paste eater but we never asked if you were a glue sniffer? Don’t be ashamed, we all did crazy things as kids. Wait… you’re an adult and you still sniff glue? Seriously? Well, it’s a darn good thing we found a cure all for your little problem.
Recently we watched THIS CLIP of Joaquin Phoenix on The Late Show with David Letterman and we were left wondering is it one big joke or is Phoenix really taking his music career seriously? That left us wondering, is it possible that Joaquin has lost it? Did he sniff too much glue as a kid? We sure hope not.
Our Glue Cologne Spray has the familiar non-toxic scent of modeling glue and promises to spark memories of arts and crafts in grade school. It’s perfect for glue sniffers trying to reform; you get the smell without any of the strange looks. Demeter has been creating lifelike scents for years and the Glue Cologne Spray is no different. Glue sniffers everywhere, be strong, there is help!
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