Perpetual Kid -Entertain Your Inner Child

Conversational Paperclips

Speak up! Be heard! These cartoon-inspired paper clips are the perfect way to draw attention to what you're really trying to say. Talk Bubble clips are extra large, extra thick, and plated in sexy gunmetal black.

Now available at Perpetual Kid!

Create A Commie

No matter who your favorite communist is, you're sure to love Create A Commie. Just move the metal shavings around with the magnetic plastic wand to transform the generic red face into the communist of your choice.

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Dodge 'Em Dodgeball - Heal Your Traumatized Inner Child

What's this world coming to when Dodgeball is banned in schools? Be a rebel and take the game on the road, desk, or kitchen table!

As you become focused on your game something incredible will happen... you'll feel the wind in your hair, the sun in your eyes and the burn of a rubbery red ball smacking you upside the head. What a perfect way to entertain your inner child!

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Crayola Crayon Executive Pen - Entertain Your Inner Child

The Crayola Crayon Executive Pen is hands down the most fun you can have at work! Get ready to get hear a few giggles as you nonchalantly take notes in your next meeting. Who said you had to give in completely to "the suits" at the office?

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

eee EEEE eeEE! I Can't Find My MonKEYS! Where Did I Put My MonKEYS?

Quit monkeying around with all those look-alike keys - pop a perky primate on top! MonKEYS are stretchable durable covers that fit over almost any shape key, adding a playful touch to a normally ho-hum object.

You can even give 'em names. We call ours Cheeky, Che, Kong, Darwin, Spank, and Bob.

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Everything & The Kitchen Sink Paperclip Holder

Just what your old boring desk needs…the kitchen sink! Drip Clips dangle from their little faucet until you need them (even if you don't need one it's fun to flick them back and forth.)

Maybe Drip Clips will finally help contain that flow of paperwork around your desk.

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Oreo Mechanical Pencil

Yeah... We're not quite sure what to say about this. It's a mechanical pencil with 8 little fake Oreo cookies inside. BUT...The cool part is that you can use the flat serated end to pry your real Oreo's apart, and then again to scrape the filling off!

We all chew on the ends of our pens - Why not taste something other than stale plastic for a change!

Made of plastic, 5" long.

Note: Real Oreo cookies NOT included.

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Coughing Screaming Ashtray

This ashtray looks like a lung. And as you put your cigarette in it, it starts coughing and screaming. Great novelty gift for the smoker in your life.

Anyone who's ever tried to give up smoking will know it's not exactly fun, and now matter how much your friends and family encourage you, the temptation can be too much. And what about those times when you're home alone, bored and the cigarettes are calling - who's going to stop you giving in then? Well now your ashtray will!

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Magic Stapler

Staples are history! You'll never have to run out of them again. The Magic Stapler cuts out tiny strips of paper and uses the strips to stitch up to 3 pieces of paper together. Environmentally friendly.

Plastic. 3"L x 1 1/2"W x 2"H.

Available in red, blue, clear or green.

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Buddha Bank

It is written: "What is put in is what will be returned". Coins of all denominations humbly accepted.

Approx. 6" tall x 5" wide. Available in Buddha Brown, Lime Green and Hot Pink.

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!