Perpetual Kid -Entertain Your Inner Child

Mmmmmmm... BACON!

These slender sticks of wood are generously flavored with the unparalleled, drool-inducing flavor of bacon. What better way to clean your teeth after a hearty meal?

Mmmm... BACON!

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CH...eeeEEwwwWW BY NUMBERS. Freaky and a-PEEL-ing at the same time!

Fun and Funky set of three different Pop Art apple color schemes. Now you can free your inner artist and have fun blowing bubbles at the same time! Don't worry about having to master a paintbrush or expensive charcoal pencils. All you need is your mouth, Chew-By-Numbers and some free time.

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Sparkle Ninja Chewing Gum

How can you resist a deadly assassin with a keen sense of fashion? Try our Sparkle Ninja Chewing Gum. Each of these boxes of chewing gum contains fourteen pieces of sweet and chewy goodness with a crunchy candy coating!

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Unicorn Power Chewing Gum

Finally, you can harness the majestic power of the unicorn with our Unicorn Power Chewing Gum! Each of our 3-1/2" x 2" boxes of chewing gum contains fourteen pieces of sweet and chewy goodness with a crunchy candy coating!

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Machismo Bubble Gum Cigarettes

Satisfy your oral fixation with these classic Bubble Gum Cigarettes. Each pack contains twelve sticks of bubble gum that are cleverly disguised in a paper wrapping to look like cigarettes. Were pretty sure that the Surgeon General will have no problem with you chewing a pack a day!

Adults Only!

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Black Lung Bubble Gum Cigarettes

Satisfy your oral fixation with these classic Bubble Gum Cigarettes. Each pack contains twelve sticks of bubble gum that are cleverly disguised in a paper wrapping to look like cigarettes. Were pretty sure that the Surgeon General will have no problem with you chewing a pack a day!

Adults Only!

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Just Like Dad Bubble Gum Cigarettes

Satisfy your oral fixation with these classic Bubble Gum Cigarettes. Each pack contains twelve sticks of bubble gum that are cleverly disguised in a paper wrapping to look like cigarettes. We're pretty sure that the Surgeon General will have no problem with you chewing a pack a day!

Adults Only!

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Sad Weiner Chewing Gum

Stop what you're doing and start chewing! Each box contains fourteen pieces of sweet and chewy goodness with a crunchy candy coating!

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Happy Squirrel Chewing Gum

Stop what you're doing and start chewing! Each box contains fourteen pieces of sweet and chewy goodness with a crunchy candy coating!

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Super Genius Chewing Gum

Stop what youre doing and start chewing! Each box contains fourteen pieces of sweet and chewy goodness with a crunchy candy coating!

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!