Perpetual Kid -Entertain Your Inner Child

Poo-Pourri - Show Compassion For Your Co-workers

Come on and show some compassion for your co-workers, your family and your friends! Spritz the bowl before you go... no one will ever know!  Unlike most air fresheners that try to mask odor, No. 2 by Poo~Pourri is sprayed directly onto the toilet bowl water before you go! The all natural essential oil secret formula creates a barrier to embarrassing bathroom odors!

How Effective is No.2 ?
While the concept has humor, the product itself is serious business (no pun intended). This product has been thoroughly tested with an overwhelmingly positive response!

Will it work on my husband?
Ironically this is the most commonly asked question by women. And the answer is extremely likely!

Clear the air at Perpetual Kid!

Do NOT Enter - Crime Scene Bandages!

Put one of these Crime Scene Bandages on your wound to scare off the germs. For best results apply to body parts not already outlined in chalk!

Now available at Perpetual Kid!

New Temperature Controlled Faucet Light

New and Improved! New Temperature Controlled Faucet Light changes color based upon the water temperature. It's "blue" when the water is cold or simply turned "on." When the temperature reaches 89? F, it changes to "red," alerting you that the water is getting "hot"!

Fun and functional for a kid's bathroom, but even better to add excitement to your wet bar or kitchen sink when you throw a cocktail party!

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Human Liquid Soap Dispenser

These strange guys aren't just fun to look at… they also creep out your houseguests by dispensing soap or lotion from their mouths!

Choose from three matte plastic colors: Blue, Gray, or Black.

7" tall

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Doggy Bath Plug

Man overboard! Oh wait.. that's not a man, it's an adorable puppy to keep you company in the bathtub. Think you're too grown up to take a bath? Never!

Grab your Mr. Bubble, floating battleship, and rescue the puppy!

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Pirate Bandage Assortment

Boo-boos come in all sizes. Some only need a wee bandage, while others require something a little more substantial. Each metal tin contains two sizes of latex-free, vinyl, adhesive bandages (three 3-1/4") long pirate flags ( ten 1-1/2") tall skulls with sterile gauze and

A FREE TOY will take your mind off of the excruciating pain.

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Rubber Duckie

Rubber duckies are definitely hot! This nostalgic kit explains how the familiar tub toy became a true icon of childhood, and why it's become so collectible.

Featuring a classic rubber duck plus an 80page book detailing history, trivia, and trends, illustrated with photos of the author's extensive collection, it's an essential for kitsch aficionados.

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Cowboy Bandages

Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a cowboy bandage. And if a cowboy bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Each comes in a 3-3/4" tall metal pocket tin and contains a small toy to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time. Our 3" x 1" Cowboy Bandages feature two different styales of classic cowboy images. Fifteen per tin.

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Bacon Bandages

Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a designer bandage. And if a cool bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Includes a small toy to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time

The 3" x 1" Bacon Strips are cut to look like small slabs of bacon. If you love these... don't miss our Gummy Bacon!

15 bandages per tin.

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Shower-Man Shower Curtain

It's a bird It's a plane It's a naked guy in the shower????

That's right It's Shower Man!!!!

Clean fun, right at home. Peep through the face and give 'em your super best.

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!