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Everything IS better with bacon! Every time you eat bacon don't you wish you could taste that cured meat flavor all day long? Well, now you can! Just carry around a tube of our Bacon Lip Balm and you can keep your lips moist and meaty around the clock.
Warning: Your lips will smell like bacon, but they are not bacon. Do not bite your lips.
Each tube is 2-1/2" (6.4 cm) long with a twist bottom dispenser.
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You’re sick of all the boring old Christmas decorations and you really wish you had something to fit your sense of humor during the holidays. Let’s face it, paper snowflakes and white Christmas tree lights just aren’t cutting it anymore!
Now you can add of splash of Christmas flare to any room! Our miniature A Christmas Story Leg Lamp Nightlight is a major award and has real fringe! It easily plugs into any standard outlet.
How many times this holiday season do you think you'll watch A Christmas Story? If you're like us... too many times to count!
Measures 8" tall. 7 watt bulb included.
Has someone in your life been naughty this year? Well, then they deserve nothing more than a lump of coal. But… they'll actually enjoy this gourmet coal made from skin softening glycerin.
Santa's Pipe scented, a comforting, smooth honey-tobacco blend that's a natural for Christmas! Captivating top notes of damask rose and geranium lead to a heart of sweet orange honey. But this fragrance is all about the bottom notes - a warm, sweet, smoky, comforting accord of vanilla, patchouli, and honeyed pipe tobacco.
Handmade and molded from casts of actual coal handpicked from a rail yard. Each Lump of Coal Soap is beautifully presented in a festive holiday drawstring fabric bag with a "You've Been Naughty" tag.
Weighs approximately 2.5 ounces and measures approximately 2.5" x 2" x 1.5". Made from vegan glycerin.
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How Koi of you!
Picture this: Lush, tropical gardens. The sun beating down on your warm skin. You in your bathing suit, flip flops and a straw hat, gently swaying in an elegant hammock. You can see the lily pond with the ancient koi lazily swimming circles. You raise your cold, mint-infused lemonade and take a refreshing sip.
Now you can slip into your own idyllic scene every time you open your freezer door with the Cold Fish ice cubes. Splash a couple of koi ice cubes, from our Koi Ice Cube Tray Coldfish, into your libation of choice and feel your stress melt away.
Simply fill the flexible rubber mold with water, juice, or add some drama to your drink with a dash of food coloring in the water. For bubble-free, clear cold fish, try using distilled water. You'll get eight cold fish per freezing in each tray.
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Have you ever wanted to steal from a bank?! WE HAVE! Okay now before you go looking up all of the bank robberies in our area let us assure you, it’s not the money we were after… it’s the pens!
When your funds are low because the bank charged you a $40 overdraft fee when you went over your limit by $1… don’t you feel the need to take something back?
Now with the Bank Job Pen you can look like you’ve stolen from the bank, without actually having to resort to petty theft, and feel like a bad a$% every time you use it. Who cares that in reality you bought the pen at Perpetual Kid… no one else is going to know that!
Complete with a twisting barrel to extend and retract the tip as well as a dangling ball chain, others will think you ripped it right off the desk of our local bank branch. Intrigue strangers with a story about the day you had finally had enough and boldly stole from the bank, they don’t have to know it’s not true… it’s not like you’re going to see them ever again!
I don’t think I can remember the very first shot glass that started my (out of control) shot glass collection. It could’ve been the one from Hawaii that my parents bought me as a “kid’s cup” when I was five… looking back, a shot glass is a pretty pathetic peace offering for going on vacation for a week and leaving us with relatives. But whatever started my collection, it’s now bigger than I ever imagined.
I have shot glasses from all over including towns I’ve never heard of, bars I’ve never been to, and countries I’ve never stepped foot in. And those are just the ones from “locations”. Let’s not even get into all my oddly shaped shot glasses or those that my friends and I painted when we were in high school because we were bored one day. But still, recently, there has been one shot glass missing.
FINALLY our Bombs Away Shot Glasses are available at PerpetualKid.com and I can now add them to my already awesome collection. The best part is, I can actually USE these for shots… go figure! Made from high-quality double-walled borosilicate glass with a frosted interior finish, our Bombs Away Shot Glasses are perfect for parties, for display, and they make fantastic gifts for collectors.
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Some of us eat sushi because it’s the trendy thing to do, some of us eat it because we just generally like it and some of us eat sushi because we can’t get enough wasabi! Just thinking of that delicious spicy green blob makes our mouths water. Sure, it means that we need extra Saki and water to compensate… which generally means a couple more trips to the bathroom to relieve our bladders… but it’s all so worth it!
Good sushi can get expensive if you’re trying to eat it every day, especially if all you’re craving is something to eat with your wasabi. Now with our new Wasabi Lip Balm you can skip the expensive sushi and go straight to the wasabi.
With just a hint of wasabi flavor our Wasabi Lip Balm features just a taste without the side effects of painful watering red eyes and a five alarm fire in your mouth. Just pucker up, apply and enjoy! You’ll relieve your chapped lips and your taste buds will thank you!
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We know the first question you’re asking yourself is ‘why would I need a Handy Cooler Personal Air Conditioner when we’re moving headstrong into the winter weather?’ Let me give you all the reasons you need to snap one of these fun little gadgets up today!
There are so many other reasons to get a Handy Cooler Personal Air Conditioner for your very own but if we listed them all, well we’d never get anything else done!
The Handy Cooler Personal Air Conditioner is a portable cooling device that is powered by USB or batteries. Just wet the included sponge and turn the power on, it’s really as easy as that. For even more fun you could add your favorite essential oil to turn your cooling experience into a gentle session of aromatherapy. The Handy Cooler Personal Air Conditioner comes in cool black, sky blue and soft pink.
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