Have you ever wanted to steal from a bank?! WE HAVE! Okay now before you go looking up all of the bank robberies in our area let us assure you, it’s not the money we were after… it’s the pens!
When your funds are low because the bank charged you a $40 overdraft fee when you went over your limit by $1… don’t you feel the need to take something back?
Now with the Bank Job Pen you can look like you’ve stolen from the bank, without actually having to resort to petty theft, and feel like a bad a$% every time you use it. Who cares that in reality you bought the pen at Perpetual Kid… no one else is going to know that!
Complete with a twisting barrel to extend and retract the tip as well as a dangling ball chain, others will think you ripped it right off the desk of our local bank branch. Intrigue strangers with a story about the day you had finally had enough and boldly stole from the bank, they don’t have to know it’s not true… it’s not like you’re going to see them ever again!
