If there is one thing I’ve learned it’s that food fights are not like they are in the movies. No one has a giant vat of coleslaw to throw and people do not jump behind the cafeteria counters and start tossing the sloppy joes at their enemies. Even the few high school food fights we experienced were lame in comparison.
Usually when a food fight breaks out we have very little to use as far as weapons go. Mashed potatoes do not fly through the air as easily as one might think and seriously, man, you try throwing a piece of lettuce…
But… GAME ON DUDE because now we have the ultimate weapon in a food fight and we’re so gonna kick your butt! Equipped with two 3 oz shells (1 for ketchup and 1 for mustard) we’ll be able to reload with ease while our sniveling opponent becomes a sitting target! Of course you could also just use it on your food too but a food fight seems WAY more fun!
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