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3D DRAWING PAD - YOUR DOODLES COME TO LIFE!

 

Don’t call it a comeback!  3D is coming around again and it seems like everyone is jumping on the trend.  This year television shows and movies are experimenting with 3D more than ever and it’s too much fun!

There is nothing better than going to a scary movie and having an axe hurled at your head.  Aside from the minor heart attack and the fact that the entire audience is screaming bloody murder… it’s a blast!  And now even cartoons are doing it.  The new flick Monsters vs. Aliens is supposed to be even better in 3D and from the reviews we’ve received… it’s a fun ride!

3D doesn’t have to be regulated to moving pictures… now you can use the same technology for your doodles and drawings.  Jot down a note or sketch a quick picture and then put on those funky glasses to see it in a whole new way.  Create your own 3D flip books or secret notes to your friends!  The options are endless when your images and words jump right off the page. 

BE A 3D VAN GOUGH (without the cutting off your ear part) AT PERPETUALKID.COM!

DOT MATRIX - MIGHTY WALLET: MIGHTY AWESOME!

 

Did you ever make yourself a duct tape wallet or a card board wallet?  When some of us were in high school it was a big trend sweeping the classrooms.  If it was slightly durable, we made a wallet out of it.  Some of us (the ones that actually had money in high school) made ourselves wallets out of cold hard cash… and then we’d dismantle them when we realized we were a few dollars short.

Unfortunately our homemade wallets didn’t last as long as the store-bought ones but they looked cool and we had fun with them.  Now, with the new Mighty Wallets, we get the look and feel of the homemade wallet without the shoddy craftsmanship. 

The Dot Matrix – Mighty Wallet is a throwback to our former geek days!  Made from Tyvek, which is 100% recyclable, the Dot Matrix – Mighty Wallet is durable and can hold your credit cards, cash and almost anything else you throw in your wallet.

BE A MIGHTY GEEK WITH PERPETUALKID.COM!

GLITTER TOUCHABUBBLES - GIVING BUBBLES A POINT!

Will someone please explain why bubbles are fun to play with?  Look, we’re not knocking it; we love bubbles but try explaining why… we can’t really come up with a reason.  Think about it – you can’t throw them, you can’t kick them, you can’t catch them and more than not they pop mid-air before even touching anything at all.  So why, we ask, do we keep blowing through the little wand over and over again like its magic?!  Are we androids?

Perhaps.  But could androids come up with bubbles you CAN touch?  Okay probably, the point is that these Glitter Touchabubbles give you an actual reason to like bubbles!

When the Glitter Touchabubbles meet air they become tougher and more durable.  You can catch them, stack them, roll them… there is actually a point to bubbles now!

PERPETUALKID.COM – MAKING THE POINTLESS POINT-A-BLE!

WISE OLD FORTUNE TELLING FROG - BE ENLIGHTENED... BY A FROG!

 

Ahhh, hello young grasshopper!  It is time for your enlightenment, let us begin, here are some thoughts for you to meditate on:

• It is always darkest before the dawn, therefore if you choose to steal your neighbor’s newspaper – that is the time to do it.
• Choose to be replaceable – if you can’t be replaced you can never be promoted.
• You are a unique individual – so is everyone else.
• Before you use harsh words toward someone – walk a mile in their shoes – that way they cannot come after you as you are now a mile away and you have their shoes.

We all have questions in life that need to be answered – we need to be assured we are on the correct path, so where do we turn when we need these answers?  Well if you’re a fan of PerpetualKid.com you turn to our new Wise Old Fortune Telling Frog.  Just ask Wise Old Fortune Telling Frog a question, flip him over and he’ll give you some wise words to think about… like You Don’t Wonton Know or Surely You Jest!  Life’s dilemmas will be easy as fortune cookie pie with this little buddy at your side!

SOMEDAYS YOU’RE THE WINDSHIELD & SOMEDAYS YOU’RE THE BUG AT PERPETUALKID.COM!

LEOPARD PRINT DRINK SLIP - BE AN INDIVIDUAL!

 

In high school there are 1 of 2 things we want… to fit in or to be a complete a unique individual.  It’s hard to find a happy medium.  But the secret no one tells you is we’re all after the same goal.  We just want to feel good in our own skin.

It really doesn’t matter what age we are; we’re all still exploring our identity and trying to figure out what makes us happy.  Those of us trying to make an individual impression do it through our words, our actions, and especially our clothes and accessories.

The Leopard Print Drink Slip is one way to sport your individuality!  This unique drink slip will fit right over your water bottle or soda can – you’ll be sure to stand out in a crowd – and the best part is, you’ll never again question which drink is yours.

PERPETUALKID.COM SAYS DON’T BE BLEAK – BE UNIQUE!

MASTER BLASTER - TIME FOR MAKIN WHOOPEE!

 

Here’s the sad truth about growing up… we’re not so sure age equals maturity.  We say this because when the Master Blaster arrived at our headquarters, Perpetual Kid staffers regressed to the age of 5 immediately.  It’s possible every employee has now been assaulted with the sound stylings of the Master Blaster.

We’ve played with whoopee cushions before but trust when we say this is definitely the “master” and all other whoopee cushions should bow down in shame.  The realistic sounds will leave you wondering if someone nearby is have tummy troubles.

With the Master Blaster measuring 12” in diameter this is the whoopee cushion is the master of farts… now what else can claim that title?  No, your dad doesn’t count.

HEART YOUR FARTS WITH PERPETUALKID.COM!

Rainin' Cats & Dogs Umbrella - Don't Delay Until a Rainy Day!

 

Umbrellas are a MUST in the city, in fact if you don’t have a small umbrella with you at all times you’re pretty much tempting fate.  They said it was going to be sunny and warm right?  Come on.  How often is the weatherman right? 

So what happens when that sun the weatherman promised turns to cold rain by the afternoon and you have a meeting four blocks away?  Yes, you have the option of catching a cab… or using the subway… but you still have to go outside genius!  But hey, it’s your call, if you want to look like a drowned rat at your meeting with your boss’s boss, you go right ahead.  Hey, it’s your career.

We love the Rainin’ Cats & Dogs Umbrella at PerpetualKid.com!  With its sleek black exterior and super fun inside - it’s the mullet of umbrellas (but in the best way possible).  All business on the outside and a party underneath! 

YAY!  IT’S RAININ’ CATS AND DOGS AT PERPETUALKID.COM! 

Wave Pillow Case Set - Catch A Wave... in Bed

When we were younger our bedrooms looked like a tornado hit them, you could barely see the floor underneath the mess.  The rest of the house or apartment was pristine but the bedroom… well, forget about it.  Back then our bedrooms didn’t need to be cleaned because we went never spent much time in them – unless we were grounded.

Now that we’re getting older bedtime is something we look forward to.  Sleep is a welcome retreat rather than something we have to do before morning comes.  Our bedrooms have become cozy getaways from the rest of the world.

The Wave Pillow Case (along with many of our other new pillow case designs) is a tastefully fun way to make your comfy bedroom even more uniquely yours!  The Wave Pillow Case set consists of two standard size cotton-nylon blend pillow cases. 

MAKE YOUR BEDROOM UNIQUELY YOURS WITH PERPETUALKID.COM!

Monitor Rear-View Mirror - A Cautionary Tale

 

A Cautionary Tale:

It’s a summer Friday afternoon and everyone else in the office went home early or took the day off.  You’re bored out of your mind and the minutes go by so slowly that you’re considering stabbing a pencil in your eye to break up the monotony. 

The only thing that seems to cure your need to self inflict pain is the sneaky game of World of Warcraft you’ve got going on.  Your new character, Thunder Thumb Starling Summoner, is kicking butt – which means you’ve forgotten to keep tabs on your boss.

Finally you look up and find… HE HAS DISAPPEARED!  HE’S NOT IN HIS OFFICE!  OMFG!  WHERE IS HE?!  HE’S RIGHT BEHIND ME, ISN’T HE?! 

Yeah.  He is.

The Moral:

You could’ve avoided this so easily with the Monitor Rear-View Mirror.  Using the Velcro, the Monitor Rear-View Mirror will give you eyes in the back of your head.  This product should come with “Gamer Approved” stamped right on the box.  With the Monitor Rear-View Mirror you won’t have to panic the next time you can’t locate your boss.

BE BOSS FRIENDLY & GAMER APPROVED AT PERPETUALKID.COM!

Shower Light - What's Your Shower Theme Music?

Duhhh duh! Duhhh duh! Duhhh duh!  Ahhhhhh!  Confused yet?  This is what we would imagine the theme music to our personal scary shower scene would sound like. 

Unfortunately our shower scene sounds a little more like Jaws than Psycho, but it’s our theme music so who cares?!  Why?  What does your shower theme sound like? Bow Chicka Bow Wow.  Yeah, we know that tune too.

Regardless of your shower scene song you need to swim on over to PerpetualKid.com and hook yourself up with one of our Shower Lights.  This handy LED light glows red when the water is hot and blue when the water is cold.  Don’t worry, no manual adjustment needed – the Shower Light changes with the temperature and is powered by your water flow! 

TAKE YOUR MOMENT IN THE SHOWER LIGHT WITH PERPETUALKID.COM!