What are you looking at Elf?! Are you jealous because I’m a Gnome and you’re an Elf? What? You think you’re so cool because you hang out with Santa? Come down off your mythical tower buddy, everyone is mythical these days. You don’t see the unicorns bragging, do you? What makes you so special?
Us Gnomes, we got a reputation to uphold. Just look back in history, we’re everywhere. Elves ain’t got nothin’ on us! We were around for Middle Earth, David got his own cartoon, our Underpants clan out in Colorado got some media attention and let’s not even get into how popular we are in the field of gardening. You can’t touch us!
Now Perpetual Kid® has helped our household street cred by endorsing a new career path some of us Gnomes are choosing. With the Gnome Sniffle Tissue Box Holder, you’ll get one our proud and highly decorated Gnomes trained to serve your sniffle needs. We’ll stand at 6” long and 17” tall, and just because we’re that cool, we’ll let you pull tissues right out of our mouths. Take that ELF!









