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Crying On The Inside File Tote - Living the Dream

There are three kinds of jobs/careers out there.  The kind you love, the kind you’re okay with and the kind that you hate.  Sometimes a job/career can be all three.  They say that most people change career paths at least once in their lives… we call bull.  Nowadays, because of finances and layoffs, there are people out there who change careers twice in just one year!

Regardless of whether you can’t believe you’re one of the lucky ones or if you’re just biding your time until something better comes along, we have the perfect product for you.

Our Crying On The Inside File Tote is two sided to fit your needs everyday.  Flip it to read I’m Crying on the Inside and everyone will know not to mess with you.  Flip it to read I’m Living the Dream and sit back as everyone stops by to say a friendly hello.  Our stand-up-straight, crumple-free file totes will keep your files safe while expressing exactly how you feel about them.  Even those living the dream might have days they’re crying on the inside.

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Men Crying Magnets - No One Wants to See Your Man Cry

 

Want to see a man cry?  Take him shopping with you.  Make him stand there and hold clothes while you spend hours going in and out of the dressing room and watch as you only end up buying 4 out of the 24 items you tried on.  Watch his frustration as you decide you just want to hit one more store! 

Recently, one of the malls near us decided that they didn’t just need a kid’s play area, they needed a play area for men as well.  Have a dad you don’t want to be seen with?  Drop him off and go shop with your friends.  Sick of your husband whining while you compare prices?  Sit him down in front of one of the new flat screens, playing the game, and he won’t even notice you’re gone.  What genius came up with this plan?  It had to have been a woman.  All women want men to go shopping with them, they just don’t want men to actually SHOP with them.  Okay not all men… but most.

No one really wants to see your man cry… we think you would do well to remember this.  Don’t believe us?  Check out those guys in the picture above, do ANY of them look attractive or appealing to you?  No.  Sure, we like it when Brad Pitt sheds a tear or 2 onscreen… but does your man look like Brad Pitt?  No.

The Strong But Sensitive Men Crying Deluxe Magnet Set comes with 5 examples of why a play area for men is so necessary in a mall.  Sure these magnets will crack you and your house guests up… but don’t forget they are also a very important cautionary tale for women shoppers everywhere!

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Pick Your Nose Party Cups - As Seen on The Today Show

The funny thing about an economic downturn is that it seems to inspire people to make a change for the better.  We’re all struggling a little more these days, trying to make a buck stretch just a little further, and while it’s tough out there we’re all looking to make a change for the better. 

While money may be tight, it makes us realize what’s important in life.  We start turning to friends and family for support, we reacquaint ourselves with activities that don’t cost a lot and we look for the simple joys around us.  It’s not always easy but if you can learn to think that way, things may not seem as bad.

Lately, instead of meeting co-workers, friends and family out for dinner and get-togethers, we’ve been hosting little gatherings at our homes.  With some crafty planning, expense stays low and everyone still has a really great time.  Board games, conversation starters and snacks in you home can be even more fun than a bar.

Our Pick Your Nose Party Cups were featured on The Today Show (see a clip here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xesp3Mr0v10) and we think they are a fun addition to any get-together, from kids to adults everyone will get a good laugh.  Even Hoda and Kathie Lee couldn’t stop from laughing as they watched each other drink from the Pick Your Nose Party Cups!

FIND YOUR NEW NOSE AT PERPETUALKID.COM!

Bar Bingo - Make the Bar Stereotypes Work For You!

 

For many of us, 21 or older, we are very acquainted with bar behavior.  Anything goes.  From the classiest joint right down to the dive bar, it all becomes the same once the alcohol starts flowing. 

Dress.  We’ve been to places where you can’t get in if you’re wearing shoes with rubber soles… no joke… but somehow, no matter how high the dress code, you still always see that girl that couldn’t be bothered to cover up her thong. 

Company.  We all know the bar stereotypes, they’re always there.  The loner, the frat boy, the drunk, the person waiting for someone else… you know how to spot them instantly now.

Bar Games.  They’re everywhere, in almost any bar across the country.  You’ll see people pouring their singles into the machine like it was a stripper.  At the end of the night, between the drinks and the games, they’ll go home broke.  Fortunately this one has a solution….

The next time you and your friends head out for Happy Hour or some late night fun, you should take along the Bar Bingo game.  Turn all those unpleasant (and pleasant) sightings into one big challenge.  See a thong?  You can mark off the square.  See a frozen drink?  Another square marked.  Seeing frat boys, loners, girls’ night out, and public make-out sessions will become a welcome sight as you score your way to a win!  With 12 cards in a Bar Bingo pack, you can have fun with your friends for hours in any bar situation.

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BBQ Sword for Grilling - Who's Your Celeb Crush?

Who is your favorite celebrity crush?  It doesn’t have to be a movie star or a musician, maybe it’s a politician (gentlemen, did you swoon for Sarah Palin?) or maybe it’s your favorite tech geek… regardless there is always someone out there that we’re crushing on.

Here in the insane asylum known as Perpetual Kid® home-base (we joke… kind of) we took a quick poll to see who came out as our leading celeb crushes.  For those who like the ladies - Evangeline Lily from Lost is looking like the winner, and for those who like the boys… ahem, men… it looks as if Johnny Depp is the one to beat.

We know Johnny knows how to handle a sword but we’re betting Evangeline could give him quite a fight if she wanted to.  We’d pay to see that fight… as long as the rules are NO HITS TO THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE’S FACES and no killing – we want our celebs intact and alive!  Okay maybe the sword fight isn’t the best idea… maybe we’ll have a grill off instead!

With this BBQ Sword for Grilling you can put swashbuckling fun into your everyday burger.  Have fun at the family barbecues or just impress that date of yours with some whimsical home grillin.  Maybe if you include a photo of you wearing the mask and brandishing this slick sword Evangeline or Johnny might take notice… maybe not.

FIND OUT WHO THAT MASKED GRILLER WAS AT PERPETUALKID.COM!

Hop & Pop Frog Opener - Pop a Top!

The Holidays are over and you’re no longer feeling particularly good about yourself.  Everywhere you look you’re seeing “get in shape” articles or “eat better” articles.  Sometimes it seems that there is a national movement to get healthy and you’re the only one not participating.  It’s not the fact that YOU think you’re fat or out of shape but the media sure can convince you otherwise… kind of like when you see the Restless Leg Syndrome commercials.

Well, we’re here to tell you that we don’t care if you’re not on the ‘Get in Shape’ bandwagon – we like you for exactly who you are right now.  Don’t want to run?  Don’t.  Don’t want to eat a macro-biotic diet?  Don’t.  Hey we’re all for people getting into shape and eating healthy but it’s your life and you get to make the decisions!  So if you want to crack that 2nd beer open – DO IT – just make sure you’re not driving and you’re of legal age!  We’re not promoting getting into a tangle with the law or getting yourself injured!

A perfect addition to your awesome couch potato ways would be this very fashionable Hop & Pop Frog Opener.  Sure he’s cute and stylish but he’s functional too!  He’s not just for beer bottle caps, his head can be used on any bottle cap (EVEN NON-ALCOHOLIC… we were surprised too), his legs can be used on any tough twist off, and his eyes will loosen any pesky lids.  Your new little green buddy will quickly become your best friend!

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Glow in the Dark Flesh Eating Zombies - Fight for Your Right!

 

Are you a fan of Flesh Eating Zombies?  No?  Why not?  You can’t get upset at a zombie for coming after you, it’s a pre-disposition.  Zombies crave brains… you have a brain… it’s not really their fault, now is it?  Don’t they deserve the same rights we all enjoy… within reason?

Well good news for those who not only enjoy Zombies but also love the movie Juno or the TV show The United States of Tara.  Diablo Cody is producing a new movie based on the book “Breathers: A Zombie’s Lament” by S.G. Browne.  The book is about a newly made zombie that finds friends at an “Undead Anonymous Meeting”.  Even Diablo Cody and S.G. Browne agree that Zombies need a place in this world too!

To celebrate Zombie Rights, Perpetual Kid® is promoting our Glow in the Dark Flesh Eating Zombies Play set.  Each set includes nine 1” to 3.25” tall, hard vinyl zombies.  Just place these glow in the dark friends in your home to show that Zombies deserve a place in this world too!  Your house guests will be blown away by your compassion toward the equal rights movement. 

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Origami Sticky Notes - Help Stop The Great Crane Depression!

We know that everyone addresses this major dilemma everyday but it’s such a world wide problem that we felt we couldn’t let it go without speaking our minds.  After all, that’s what a blog is for apparently. 

Millions of people a day are faced with a problem that is sweeping the world.  Origami.  Even the word strikes fear in the hearts of men everywhere.  The Japanese created the art form and let it spread to the rest of the world.  People were obsessed, paper cranes and flowers were everywhere.  World peace actually seemed possible.

Over time the Origami masters passed on and the art form was lost, eventually leading to the epidemic we face today… The Great Crane Depression.  We know how you feel, sitting there in front of that flat piece of paper trying too hard to remember how to make a crane… we’ve all been there.  The tears, the rage, the paper cuts….

Well right now Perpetual Kid® is offering you a solution.  The Origami Sticky Note.  Aside from being a functional sticky note-pad you’ll have instant access to the instructions for not just a little paper crane but OTHER OPTIONS AS WELL!  We know… we could hardly believe it ourselves!

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Spilt Milk Cereal Bowl - Milk It at The Oscars!

 

Did you watch the 81st Academy Awards last night?  Did you need a tissue when Heath Ledger’s family accepted his Oscar?  Maybe you needed it more when Ben Stiller imitated Joaquin Phoenix.  Or maybe you didn’t need it at all while you danced around to the big musical number featuring Beyonce and Zac Efron.  The 2009 Oscars was everything we wanted it to be and more!  From the moment Hugh Jackman presented the opening number he made up in his “garage” it was just one fun ride straight to the end.  

Slumdog Millionaire was the big winner of the night but it was Sean Penn who surprised us with his win for Best Actor in Milk.  We think Penn is a great actor and we’re happy he won, but with all the Mickey Rourke love lately, we thought he had it in the bag. 

We think that Mr. Penn should thank all his Milk co-workers by giving them our Spilt Milk Cereal Bowl.  Coming in mid-April, this bowl will add a bit of whimsy and humor to your breakfast table!  Kids and adults will smile as they slurp their spoonfuls of cereal from the Spilt Milk Cereal Bowl.

It won’t be available until mid-April but you can click our notify-me button on the product page and you’ll be notified the moment the Spilt Milk Cereal Bowl is ready for purchase!

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