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Expose Yourself!

Get in touch with your inner stuff!  Here's a bag that subtly reveals the real you and a little more...

Now available at Perpetual Kid!

Mmmmmmm... BACON!

These slender sticks of wood are generously flavored with the unparalleled, drool-inducing flavor of bacon. What better way to clean your teeth after a hearty meal?

Mmmm... BACON!

Now available at Perpetual Kid!

MeeeOOoowwW! Sharp-End Cat

It's a cat butt pencil sharpener! The most unusual pencil sharpener you'll find on anyone's desk! Simply stick your pencil into the cats behind, sharpen and hear it meow!

IMPORTANT: NO CATS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS PRODUCT

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Black Bar Glasses - Be Shameless & Blameless

Black Bar Glasses look and photograph just like censor bars!  On their own, Black Bar Glasses appear to be ridiculous looking sunglasses. In a social setting, they instantly become the life of the party. Inhibitions fade away. You're immediately popular with the "in" crowd. Others will wonder if you're famous or dangerous.

Now available at Perpetual Kid!