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Yeah... We're not quite sure what to say about this. It's a mechanical pencil with 8 little fake Oreo cookies inside. BUT...The cool part is that you can use the flat serated end to pry your real Oreo's apart, and then again to scrape the filling off!
We all chew on the ends of our pens - Why not taste something other than stale plastic for a change!
Made of plastic, 5" long.
Note: Real Oreo cookies NOT included.
If you are a true Perpetual Kid or have recently seen "March of the Penguins", you've probably wanted a pet penguin to "light" up you life. The only problem is that they're loud, dirty, probably like the room a lot colder than you, and really aren't that "bright".
At 15" tall, our black and white Penguin Lamp is a perfect substitute for the real thing. Its 20 watt halogen bulb adds just the right lighting to any Cube, dorm or home office. It even looks good on a real kid's desk. The majestic penguin shape might even make them stay put long enough to do most of their homework!
Are you dinner guests just a little on the sloppy side? Not a problem anymore. Just use these cute guys to suck up the crumbs on the table where your dinner guests sitting. Clean the table between courses for a fresh start every time.
Approx. 6" long x 3" wide x 2.5" tall. Requires 2 "AA" batteries (included)
Pig or Cow? Which will it be?
This ashtray looks like a lung. And as you put your cigarette in it, it starts coughing and screaming. Great novelty gift for the smoker in your life.
Anyone who's ever tried to give up smoking will know it's not exactly fun, and now matter how much your friends and family encourage you, the temptation can be too much. And what about those times when you're home alone, bored and the cigarettes are calling - who's going to stop you giving in then? Well now your ashtray will!
Tired of your books lying in a pile on the shelf, screaming to be properly displayed? Or are they being held up by those cheezy metal bookends? Come on, even though you're a Perpetual Kid, we know you really don't want that classic dorm look now that you're not in college. Contrary to what you say, you really do want to impress your friends.
Jazz up your living room with these museum quality bookends. The illusion of the man walking through your book collection is sure to impress even your toughest critics! Be sure to strategically place a few of the classics among your Maxim and Mad Magazine collection to keep them guessing!
Each piece is 7-3/4" tall x 4-3/4" wide. Made of MDF wood and polyresin.
What does your CD/DVD collection say about you? Yeah, that's what we thought. Add a touch of class to your collection with our Zig Zag Rack. The statuesque figure holding your collection is sure to draw attention away from your copy of "A Weekend at Bernie's" or Weird Al Yankovic's Greatest Hits and spare yourself the ridicule of all your friends who aren't so enlightend by the genius of your choice in music and film.
Voila, the smallest flower vase in the known universe. For window, mirror or computer monitor (special self-adhesive monitor sticker included).
Glass, galvanized steel wire, suction cup. 4" long.
Staples are history! You'll never have to run out of them again. The Magic Stapler cuts out tiny strips of paper and uses the strips to stitch up to 3 pieces of paper together. Environmentally friendly.
Plastic. 3"L x 1 1/2"W x 2"H.
Available in red, blue, clear or green.
These strange guys aren't just fun to look at… they also creep out your houseguests by dispensing soap or lotion from their mouths!
Choose from three matte plastic colors: Blue, Gray, or Black.
7" tall
If you are a connoisseur of fine bottle openers like we are… you have got to get this! Use the trunk for bottle caps. Use the back for twist caps!
Metal, 1.5" tall x 2" wide.
