Grow A Pet Dog

No walks necessary. Can leave toilet seat up. Can go everywhere with you. No ticks, fleas or rabies. No howling. No surprises on carpet. No more missing socks from laundry. No hairballs! You don't have to remember to feed it. Never begs for food. Grows 600% its original size! Place in room temperature water. It will begin to grow within 2 hours and will be full size in 72 hours. When removed from water it will slowly shrink back to its original size. It can be grown again and again!

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!