Perpetual Kid -Entertain Your Inner Child

Mr. Potato Head

Those eyes! That nose! Those unforgettable ears! Who'd have thought Mr. Potato Head would enjoy such a long and distinguished career?Originally introduced in 1952, it was the first toy advertised on television, and its popularity sent children running into the kitchen to beg a potato from Mom.

Now the beloved spud gets the royal treatment in this special 50th anniversary kit, containing new and improved 50th anniversary facial parts, potato, and body, plus a wonderfully entertaining full-color book on the history of one of America's favorite playthings.

With enormous nostalgic appeal, this kit appeals to everyone from adults who owned a Mr. Potato Head kit in the 1950s to a new generation of youngsters drawn to a simple toy that encourages fun, imaginative play.

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Art Of The Bonsai Potato

Our Bonsai Potato takes 4 to 6 weeks to grow, versus a lifetime for a traditional bonsai tree-and the potato does all the work, since it requires no sun, water, or fertilizer. This tongue-in-cheek kit is a humorous poke at Western culture's desire for inner peace and tranquility coupled with our hunger for instant gratification and chronic lack of time. Now, at least a semblance of inner harmony can be achieved in a fraction of the time it takes to nurture a real bonsai. Potato not included!

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Rubber Duckie

Rubber duckies are definitely hot! This nostalgic kit explains how the familiar tub toy became a true icon of childhood, and why it's become so collectible.

Featuring a classic rubber duck plus an 80page book detailing history, trivia, and trends, illustrated with photos of the author's extensive collection, it's an essential for kitsch aficionados.

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The Breakup Survival Kit

Break ups may be messy, but this playful, creative kit helps a girl cope with style. The 32-page book offers empowering advice about moving on, and comes with a heart eraser, self-affirming mirror compact with a comb, stickers to deface old photographs, a Do Not Cross caution tape for tying up the telephone when temptation strikes, and a poster to remind her of the top 10 reasons she is better off without him.

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Cat Butts

Just watch your cat lovers connect with this charming, magnetic mini kit! Five popular breeds immortalized on die-cut magnets with a bonus hairball piece, too!

The Educational North American Cat Butts Field Guide rounds out this epic gift opportunity!

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Wash Away Your Sins

These miraculous new products are ""proven"" to wash away sin after sin, reducing guilt by 98.9 percent or more! Industrial strength, they're effective enough for most liars, cheaters, and wrongdoers.

Includes one bar of Wash Away Your Sins soap, to make amends while cleansing, and three Easter-lily scented towelettes for sinners on the go.

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Personal Apprentice

Triumphantly conquer the office grind with this funny 32-page book, the retro-look, wind-up robot featuring a magnetic torso, and the accompanying service tray for those who are tired of toting around their own office supplies.

Humorous cards round out the offerings in this great gift item for a colleague or cubicle-bound friend.

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Bozo

This fun, nostalgic Mega Mini Kit remembrance of the beloved children's character Bozo the Clown features an inflatable, miniature desktop punching bag like the one on the iconic television show. Perfect for a few stolen moments of comic relief at the office! Stands 8" Tall.

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!

Metrosexual Style Kit

This Mini Kit adapted from The Metrosexual Guide to Style: A Handbook for the Modern Man (more than 100,000 copies sold!) includes some of the grooming aids required to maintain the image of the stylish, well-coiffed urban man, including tweezers, emery board, lint brush, and 10 cards with tips for maintaining the metrosexual appearance.

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Bad Karma Cure-All

Do you worry about things you've done that may come back to haunt you? Or are you concerned that you may end up the unwitting victim of someone elses negative energy backflow? You need the Genuine Placebo Brand Bad Karma Cure-All. It will provide you with an unmatched degree of Zen-like protection.

Some people say the existence of bad karma is just a figment of your imagination, and we say: Exactly! That's where our Bad Karma Cure-All comes in with its unrivaled record of success compared to all other bad karma remedies on the market.

Now available at the Perpetual Kid!