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Caddyshack Gopher

The Caddy Shack Gopher is alive and well! See him dance to "I'm Alright" with his hip-swinging, head-turning action. Arms move with music. 14". Perfect gift for the golf lover! Batteries included.

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Mr. Roboto Hamster

Hamster dressed as Robot sings "Mr. Roboto". Disgustingly cute! ~6" tall

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Husband Strangle Doll

Squeeze his hand and he'll frankly tell you what he thinks of you. Squeeze his neck and the eyes will bulge, cheeks will redden, tongues extends, limbs flail and he'll start a gurgling chocking yell. ! He'll quickly change his opinion to something much nicier! Ladies - If the urge is growing strong, this may be just the thing to keep you out of jail and save your marriage!

Great gift for Valentines Day!

Our Husband Strangle Dolls are back in stock! Due to the very high demand following our spot on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, we are asking you to please limit your order amount to 10 Stangle Husband Dolls per order.

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Boss Strangle Doll

Squeeze neck quickly and they tell you what they think of you. Squeeze neck Fiercely and their eyes bulge, cheeks redden, tongues extend and limbs flail. We recommend that you seek this sort of stress relief out of the sight of your actual boss!

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Nunzilla

Nunzilla is 3" tall and made of plastic. Wind her up and she'll trudge forward, shooting sparks from her mouth. Relive you elementary school nightmares. Comes in an illustrated window box.

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Devil Duckie Washcloth

Clean yourself up with one of these 10-3/4" square cotton washcloths. When you're finished, use the fabric loop to hang it up to dry.

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Devil Duckie Waste Basket

This 10-1/4" tall metal wastebasket provides a respectable receptacle for your office, bedroom or bathroom. Perfect for all manner of trash, including, but not limited to, wads of paper, floppy disks, 16K modems and Styrofoam peanuts.

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Devil Duckie Shower Cap

The stylish solution for those who can't stand to get their hair wet.
Vinyl. 11.5" round

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Devil Duckie Throw Rug

This fantastic throw rug is the perfect thing to freshen up your floor space. Each cushiony soft rug features fun artwork and has a grippy material on the bottom to keep it from sliding around. Sometimes all it takes is a fancy rug to really tie a room together.
25" x 21"

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Devil Duckie Tile Applique

Save your bathroom from a life of candles, potpourri and seashells with these uncommonly cool Tile Appliques. This 3-1/2" x 3-1/2" soft vinyl applique has a special adhesive that can stand up to the wet and soapy conditions of your tub or shower, but magically remains non-permanent so you can remove it when youre ready for a new theme.

When they're not transforming your bathroom into a sanctuary of style, appliques are just as fit to dress up your car, cubicle, binder or laptop.

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