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DINO MEMO HOLDER

A note to your inner-dinosaur... your desk looks like a family of PTerodactyls flew through it! Transform your desk into a clean working environment with our Dino Memo Holder.

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MANATEA INFUSER

No actual manatees were harmed in the making of this product but they sure do like the looks of hanging out in your warm mug!

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MAGSTACHE MOUSTACHE TRAVEL MUG

Stache your hot tea in this dapper to-go cup and when you need a free hand, the magnetic mustache attached to the cup collar will stick to any steel surface! Works left-handed too!

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HOT GUYS AND BABY ANIMALS BOOK

Two of your favorite things, dreamy boys showing off their muscles and cuddly puppies, kittens, lambs and even chicks adorn all of the pages!

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BAR10DER BAR TOOL

In a cocktail emergency, don’t find yourself scrambling for a muddler or a zester ever again! As a self-pronounced guru of the adult drinks, you should be prepared for whatever libation recipes come your way! Just like you prepared yourself as a scout with your Swiss Army Knife, so shall you be prepared for bartending with our Bar10der! Scouts honor, you’re going to love this sleek bartending tool and all that comes in it!

Here's what your 10-in-1 bartending tool has:

Muddler: Crush fruit, herbs, spices and more to extract flavors Reamer: Add freshly squeezed juice from your favorite fruits Channel Knife: Create twists and other garnishes Jigger: Get a perfect 1-ounce or 1.5-ounce pour every time Zester: Capture tang and aroma of citrus fruits Knife: Slice and dice ingredients and garnishes with this 4 inch blade Stirrer: Blend cocktails thoroughly; expands up to 6 inches Strainer: Separate ice from liquid as you pour Corkscrew: Uncork your favorite bottle of wine Bottle Opener: Pop the top off a beer or mixer

The Bar10der is the perfect gift for housewarming visits, dinner parties, office grab bags or just because!

High-quality stainless steel; BPA-free plastic muddler head; rubber handle. Dishwasher safe.

Measures 8.75 tall x 2.25 inches wide x 1.75 inches deep.

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VADER'S LITTLE PRINCESS

Raising a little girl is just as demanding to a Sith Lord as it is to everyone else. Our Vader’s Little Princess book shows a witty portrayal of what it would’ve looked like if Vader had raised his daughter Leia. This smart and funny book tells the trials, joys and mood swings of raising a sweet little girl into a rebellious teenager!

The ruler of the Galactic Empire has to show his daughter how to brush her teeth, wear her weird arts and crafts projects, meet her boyfriends (and put them in carbonite), teach her how to fly a TIE fighter and regulate the time she spends talking with her friends via R2D2’s hologram... just like a normal dad! Darth Vader seems like a great father!

This is the perfect book to read to little Star Wars fans!

Hardcover. 64 pages. Measures 6.75 inches long x 6.75 inches wide.

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I PLAY A ROUND GOLFER'S MUG

If your wife needs you to fix the sink or clean the gutters there’s no way you’re making it to t-time!  Thankfully with your wife’s permission, of course, you can go and play a round!  Drink your morning cup of joe from our I Play A Round Mug as a reminder that without that special lady, you wouldn’t get any foreplay!

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VADER'S LITTLE PRINCESS

Raising a little girl is just as demanding to a Sith Lord as it is to everyone else. Our Vader’s Little Princess book shows a witty portrayal of what it would’ve looked like if Vader had raised his daughter Leia. This smart and funny book tells the trials, joys and mood swings of raising a sweet little girl into a rebellious teenager!

The ruler of the Galactic Empire has to show his daughter how to brush her teeth, wear her weird arts and crafts projects, meet her boyfriends (and put them in carbonite), teach her how to fly a TIE fighter and regulate the time she spends talking with her friends via R2D2’s hologram... just like a normal dad! Darth Vader seems like a great father!

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404 ERROR SNACK TRAY - FOOD NOT FOUND

Opening the fridge door and finding the snacks are all gone is like trying to visit your favorite web page only to see that it won’t load, so disappointing! They must have been eaten already... probably by you and you just don’t remember! Just load this computer savvy platter up with your favorite cheese or cookies to let the fun begin! Slice, dice and serve your food all on one platter.

Measures 10.75 inches long x 7.75 inches wide. Glass.

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RETRO SLIP 'N SLIDE

It was a hot summer day, there was nothing to do and no pool in the neighborhood. How were you supposed to cool off and have fun? With our Slip N’ Slide of course! Want to let your kids relive the super summer fun from your childhood? Spread the water slide out on the lawn, hook it up to the garden hose and get ready to show them the time of their life!

They'll glide on a film cushion of water as they go down this vintage inspired slide! They’ll scoot like seals down the slippery slide! Adults: You can watch the kids knowing that you won't feel sore and regretful in the morning!

16 feet long. Ages 5-12. Includes a water slide, 2 anchors and 2 repair patches. Official Wham-O!

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JAVA JR. COFFEE CREAMER POT

It's a timeless Diner classic!



A little more cream for ya, hun? Yes please! Our diner favorite Java Jr. Coffee Creamer Pot will hold your cream in style! So fill that mug to the rim while I put another quarter in the jukebox.

This creamer has that timeless and iconic diner coffee carafe design that won’t quit. It looks just like the one Flo and Alice used to pour your coffee with at your old diner. Patsy Cline is singing, “Walking After Midnight” in my head from just looking at it.

Measures 4 inches x 4 inches x 3 inches. Dishwasher safe. Glass and plastic.

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RHYTHM & BOOZE STIRRERS

Bring the music back to life and do a little boom boom, rat a tat and tisk tisk on your highball. You can rock out even during happy hour with our Rhythm & Booze Stirrers!

They are just right for banging out a little riff while you stir your beverage. Let the jam session begin and play some percussion while you drink your peachtini!

We don't want to brag or anything, but these are cocktail stirrers that can be beat!

Set of 8 drumsticks. Plastic. Measure 7.75 inches long.

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RETRO CELL PHONE CASE

DODO-DODO-DODO-DO Hello? It’s the 80’s calling! A cordless phone?? I'm so sure! Our chunktastic 80’s Retro Cell Phone Case B’RRRRINGs you right back to days when portable phones were off the hook!

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GIANT RED PARTY CUP

You didn’t just come here to have a little cocktail... you came ou’ll need two hands and a colossal ambition to quench your thirst! Witto party!!!! So fill up our mammoth sized Giant Red Cup! With this bad boy yh any luck, you won’t have to go back to the keg for at least an hour!

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MOM'S FAVORITE CHILD MUG

Mom, I know it’s hard for you to admit it and I know people frown upon it, so I will do it for you.  We all know who your favorite child is... it’s obviously me. 

Let our Mom’s Favorite Child Mug do the talking for her.  She may not want to be unfair to her other children by admitting that she loves you best.  With our mug you can sincerely apologize for the fact that none of your siblings are as awesome as you are while providing your mother with an amazing mug that tells her that you love her! 

Our mug is ceramic, hand-painted, made from lead-free non-toxic materials.  Dishwasher and microwave safe!

Holds 16oz.  Measures 4.5 inches high x 3.75 inches wide.

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